One man’s cum is another man’s income
Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
He’s a twiggy alien that’s severely allergic to dogs
He’s shy.
How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
I don’t know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
Is nothing sacred?
Do they plan to make Red Bull?
Prost Mahlzeit!
My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
New Jackass Episode???
The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
“Quick, spit it into this thermos!”
Finally, bull milk!
Creamy and delicious
Did no one see this coming?
What are you going to do with it @instantnudel@feddit.org?
Why me 😭
Well it’s a little obvious don’t you think? Who else would be able to handle these absurd amount of semen? Also what would an average person do with it? Exactly. Only a person that craves the seed like we crave for oxygen would do it. Somebody that literally breaths fresh life (because of semen)
Do you have any reason (or alibi) why it should not be you?
30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
There are online marketplaces for it.
Other farms for insemination, my guess. I’d imagine they’re for specific breeds.
It’s for personal use.
These guys were THIRSTY!
If only there was a vegan alternative.
you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that’s mean take a teensy piece
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?
Taking a bath in style
