Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you’re tragically cis?
Asking for a friend who’s me 😁
Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you’re tragically cis?
Asking for a friend who’s me 😁
What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?


More money spent on military = more tax money being funneled into the pockets of arms dealers and mercenaries who love Trump and his European far right allies = more bribes and kickbacks for the latter.


Yes. Except the drunk is also the chief of police and the Mayor of the town.
AKA a Mississippi Tuesday


When are the republians underneath him going to say enough is enough
When he finally improves the world by dying, they MIGHT. Depends on whether or not the cult has a new leader ready by then.


Can things really be changed so easily with an EO decree?
Legally? No. Effectively? Yes.
If so, things are severely broken.
They are indeed 😮💨


Not half of the constituents, no, but the vast majority of the candidates.
That’s why they keep losing eminently winnable elections against incompetent and insufferable demagogues: their own base wants something MUCH better than what they’re offering and they keep refusing to listen and adapt accordingly.


It IS grounds for impeachment regardless of whether or not anyone actually impeaches him.
I wouldn’t count on the Dem leadership to hold the members of the Trump kakistocracy responsible for their many crimes, though. The last time they were in control illustrated that very well.


More “similar” movies to the first Shrek:




they literally want to tap into people’s onedrive accounts
But enough about Microsoft! 😉


Or any publisher/developer that insists you use their proprietary launcher to play single player.
Do Rockstar still do that? I haven’t bought a game of theirs since…checks watch ever RDR2


Similarly, the Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus Arctos Arctos (U. a. arctos) which just means Bear Bear Bear in Latin and Ancient Greek, respectively 😄


After TDK gets shit for his superhero name “being letters”:



Why, a techromancer, of course!
By which I mean a tech necromancer, not a tech romancer (pictured below)



“Catholicism.exe has stopped working”
(Choice buttons are “Wait for the Cardinals to respond” and “Schism now”)


Also I’m high.

Not judging, mind you. I hope you’re having fun or otherwise enjoying it 🙂



As long as he doesn’t end up concluding every sermon with “I use Arch btw”


Yes I did, may you be touched by his noodly appendage, any other bright ideas?
Wouldn’t eliminate most of them entirely, but the resulting delays in implementation may well literally save lives compared to the current system of mostly unchecked and fast acting lunacy from the Mango Mussolini