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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•All of IT in one image11·4 days agoI’m no acupuncturist, but I’m pretty sure that it’s SUPPOSED to say “naan minutes”, which is time spent enjoying delicious Indian flatbread.
I guess you just eat your naan and then your ride arrives to ask you if you have any leftovers? 🤷
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Y2K38 (Y2K is coming back in 13 years)English3·8 days agoPretty sure that was introduced some time in the 70s or 80s. Plus it’s delicious 😁
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Y2K38 (Y2K is coming back in 13 years)English4·8 days agoI’m all for it if it also means having enough time to stop the Bush v Gore debacle from happening, thus likely avoiding 9/11 and thus a huge chunk of all the shittiest things to happen to the world in this millennium.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Y2K38 (Y2K is coming back in 13 years)English8·8 days agoYeah no, some of us foreigners tend to be squeamish about products of slave labor…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance memeEnglish4·8 days agoThe Norwegian one.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man 'refused entry into US' as border control catch him with bald JD Vance memeEnglish7·8 days agoNot THAT Mads Mikkelsen, though 😄
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•US embassy wants 'every social media username of past five years' on new visa applicationsEnglish6·9 days agoDidn’t know the HOUSE SPEAKER was a senator 🙄
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern GermanyEnglish9·13 days agoProbably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•ICE Protests Pop Up on Roblox as Kids Organize Virtual Demonstrations: 'FRICK ICE'English8·16 days ago"Quotation marks“ “”
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•ICE Protests Pop Up on Roblox as Kids Organize Virtual Demonstrations: 'FRICK ICE'English3·16 days agoif my mom sees yuu sweating she’ll
Offer you a cool beverage?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New federal employees must now write essays praising Trump's policiesEnglish1·28 days agoApparently 🤷
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New federal employees must now write essays praising Trump's policiesEnglish8·28 days agoI’m not sure he even knows what his pants are at this point…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New federal employees must now write essays praising Trump's policiesEnglish5·28 days agoIf I had a dollar for each time I’ve had an excellent ratio decidendi argument ruined by the sudden appearance of a fucking weeping willow, I’d have enough for a Costco hot dog!
(The second time, I managed to work it into my closing statement with some difficulty)
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New federal employees must now write essays praising Trump's policiesEnglish25·29 days agoProbably, but we’re way past the point of the Trump regime ignoring all laws that disagree with it…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL how actors fake drug sniffingEnglish11·30 days agoLast month I attended the Sundance Film Festival, and as always, there were a lot of films that featured lots of characters snorting lots of cocaine.
And that’s just the documentaries about the festival!
You cook cinnamon knots in your pockets?! I’ve heard about hotpants but that’s ridiculous!
You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.
Words to live by or class action lawsuit waiting to happen? Won’t know until you try!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Social Media 'Likes' Serve as Online Piracy Evidence, Judge ConcludesEnglish10·2 months agoTo quote the great Suzy Eddie Izzard: I was dead at the time!
That’s EXACTLY what they did, yeah. Just like when they appropriated “fake news” which was originally a term describing their own disinformation.