Kylie looks like she’s on vacation on Risa.
Björk should immediately change her red shirt in case it’s TOS trek.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Every cell in my body has become a mirror site
2·12 days agoWhatever you do, don’t close port number 2 permanently.
A software tester walks into a bar
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
“qwertyuiop” beers.
Testing complete.A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.
All Hail Hypnocharles!

Charles: Hey kid, you killed your parents? I could teach you to reach your full potential.
Hello my baby, hello my honey…

But seriously, he looks rather disappointed in you.

(carribean proverb: maybe less to download if properly compressed)
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Behold the future of programming
8·27 days agoDeveloper to LLM: I am your father!
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about the bicolored-spined porcupine which has yellow spines at the base and a fully prehensile tailEnglish
5·29 days agoHe has 90s hair.
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about the bicolored-spined porcupine which has yellow spines at the base and a fully prehensile tailEnglish
11·29 days agoThe nightmare of every piranha. Houba!

Agree, and it was noisy as fuck.
With “waiting for” they mean probably the slow read/write speed.
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that cars in Europe have grown average 1.2cm longer every year since 2000English
7·2 months agoI imagine you driving.


hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that cars in Europe have grown average 1.2cm longer every year since 2000English
11·2 months agodeleted by creator
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that cars in Europe have grown average 1.2cm longer every year since 2000English
4·2 months agoSometimes it’s not growing by itself. Don’t put too much pressure on that issue and enjoy just the other aspects of it.
hakunawazo@lemmy.worldto
movies@piefed.social•Hugh Jackman To Star In 'Treasure Island' Movie From Ridley ScottEnglish
3·2 months agoAh yes, now the details of treasure island come back.

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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•NSFW TIL sperm during ejaculation can travel up to 28mphEnglish
3·2 months ago
That would be a fantastic wrapping paper for birthday.







The ministry of silly syntax strikes again.