lol, lmao

Minification isn’t the same as obfuscation, though. The only way I can think to obfuscate HTML would be to replace every element with a custom element.

HTML Obfuscator

Fucking what

Isn’t that… how tickets work? The only way you’re not “pre-ordering” a ticket is if you buy it at the door after the show has started.

He’s so confident he convinced the competition committee to not vote on it last week.

Please, boil the ocean to give me a pleasant, factually dubious reply.

When Nick Castellanos got that Grand Slam I reflexively checked the news.

TIL Tina Fey is more famous than Taylor Swift and Will Smith.

wE CaN aRgUe SeMaNtiCs aLL dAy

we shouldn’t be fracturing the communities

Maybe use the same protocol, then.

JT gunned down their whole team.

It’s probably already a Butthole Surfers song.

I stole the aesthetic of Bonemold from Morrowind to create Chitinous [whatever]. The concept is “higher floor, lower ceiling” when creating items out of it.

For weapons, it reduces the damage die but increases the quantity or output:

• 1d4 > 2d2
• 1d6 > 1d4+1
• 1d8 > 2d4
• 1d10 > 1d8+1
• 1d12 > 1d10+1
• 2d6 > 2d4+2

For armor, you dump the protection for damage reduction.

• AC 12 > AC 10 DR 1
• AC 20 > AC 10 DR 10

@joshuaboniface on Mar 8, 2021

Thank you for this list. We are aware of quite a few, but for reasons of backwards compatibility they’ve never been fixed. We’d definitely like to but doing so in a non-disruptive way is the hard part.

Holy fuck what a reply.

I’d probably put the cutoff at less than a tenth that amount.

Not if you want federation.

The answer is probably GoToSocial, which suggests that it can run on 512MB.

(I assume this thing is opposite the hole water comes out of. Sometimes emitters look like rigatoni pasta inside a hose, sometimes they look like stapled-on Band-Aids, but they always cover the hole from the inside. I’m assuming yours is the latter. If there’s no hole on the other side of that, then I don’t know what that is.)

Basically, if a clump of not-water enters the hose from the source, this thing will stop it from trying to squeeze through the hole and instead loop back around to the source or kinda spread out along the entire run.

From the other direction, if a plant sticks its roots in the hole, it’ll feel the plastic and try to take root somewhere else. Most plants don’t like to work that hard to root into stuff, so basically anything will dissuade them from entering the hole. (There are some exceptions, and those exceptions are total asshole plants who will root through anything anyway, like bricks and shit. You have to nuke those plants back to the source before you even start laying tube.)

That’s the emitter. It’s a piece of plastic designed to prevent clogs and to impede roots growing into the tube. Drip tubes are more than just hoses with holes punched in them. (Hoses with holes punched in them are called soaker tubes.)

Source: I used to install and service septic tanks.

Twilight Princess, Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks.

My two solutions:

1. Eat the carrot. Take the duck and potato across.
2. It’s a row boat. Take the carrot and potato, supervise the duck as it swims behind you.

I’m not doing three river crossings, you can’t make me.

This shit is unhinged, I want it.

Like a Red Bull McNugget of a driver.

YUKI “MCNUGGET” TSUNODA!