Hoagies.

Excellent piece, well done.

Is this real?

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I’m so sorry, Jaylen Waddle.

Update: He got out!

This article is brutally disingenuous, but this line took the cake:

I’m not using an LLM to work out 2+2 and find that sometimes it tells me it’s 4 … I’m using an LLM to write some code (SQL) that says something like:

SELECT col_1 + col_2 FROM src_table;

and then the RDBMS does the calculation. No hallucinations. Either the code is right, or it’s wrong. And that’s concretely testable and verifiable.

Mother fucker that is exactly 2+2=4 and yes the LLMs will fuck that up, too. Each time you use this technology it hurts every one of us, some more than others. To use it for something so basic is callous, wasteful, and embarrassing.

Fuck this guy.

Is your pipeline tied to GitHub actions or something?

Or you could check them out from the library and watch them on your schedule in your underpants for $0

Can’t remember the last time I was sober for an OS upgrade

If you like Lemmy you might like ibis, also by @nutomic@lemmy.ml

That screenshot feels… Wrong?

Listen. I escaped learning COBOL by being born in the 1980s. However, since I’m so fucking old now, I understand that you DO NOT FIRE THE WIZARD. The Wizard, the one who knows the incantations because they were there when the spells were written? Irreplaceable. Don’t fuck with them. Pay them whatever they demand and do not ask questions.

If you want to depreciate the Wizard, you cannot use their spells. You must create your own, and you better do it in a language that people under 40 can comprehend. And they have to be as bulletproof as the Wizard’s spells. Good luck getting an LLM to do that. Good luck getting a human to do that.

Fire the Chief of Police and give his pension to the children he attacked.

I have a list of these to check out for when I inevitably rage quit VS Code. Here they are:

• Gittyup
• RelaGit
• Gitnuro

And then if those suck, I’ll just buy SublimeMerge because SublimeText’s infinite trial period got me through the Ramen years of undergrad + freelance jdev.

It seems like this instance isn’t federating any content. I can’t seem to get past the content warning when visiting from a browser. Is that on purpose?

I was there when Ruby killed PHP.

I was there when Node killed PHP.

I was there when Rust killed PHP.

I was there when AI killed PHP.

I only want to die

Star Trek: Captain Reginald Barkley.

Any layer is better than no layer.

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