We had new years two hours ago in Philadelphia, because bedtime. Guess who hates sparkling apple juice!

Username fuckin checks out

We had a bagless Dyson. We were cursed until we (moved out of the apartment complex infested with cockroaches and) upgraded to a Miele C1.

I did the same calculation trying to remove cockroach musk from a vacuum cleaner! (It didn’t work.)

That’s great! Can you figure out what percentage of annual earnings CA is contributing? The answer might surprise you!

A monthly commitment isn’t an annual commitment. I hope it’s like, “here’s 125k, and also 125k every year for the next decade.” But if it were, they’d say so.

I’m also on the fediverse @shnizmuffin@toots.inbutts.lol – an inarguably better subdomain.

There has also been an increase in the deliberate use of pyrotechnics as a weapon, including against police officers, firefighters and paramedics. Aggression and violence tend to break out on New Year’s Eve, especially in the bigger cities, with some neighborhoods almost resembling a war zone.

Police officers have been attacked with fireworks on New Year’s Eve in several German cities. This is why the security services are calling for a blanket ban on all fireworks. A petition to this effect, launched by the police trade union (GdP) in Berlin, has already been signed by almost 2.5 million people.

What a great reason to not ban fireworks.

Extension cord. Sunny day. Let that shit run outside for 5 hours and see if you can blow it out?

41M units sold at $15 a pop. Even if he only sees $2.50 of that, it’s still over $100M. If expecting a 1% contribution is “hard to please,” then yes I am.

I contribute 2% of my annual salary (after taxes) to the software I use personally, $360 of which goes to the continued development of Lemmy. The splits are uneven and depend, primarily, on how much I feel the project needs money. For example: I participated in Bonfire’s Indiegogo campaign, but I have only ever given Mastodon, like, $5 once.

Professionally, I make sure my company makes donations to the FOSS projects we use in production. It’s less than they deserve but more than I can afford out of pocket.

If you put all those contributions together, they wouldn’t sniff even $10k annually. But then again, my company and I don’t have nine figure revenues.

You?

Feels low.

Whoever wrote this article is an idiot who cannot be trusted to write HTML.

Skill issue.

Instance admins can delete user accounts and communities.

Fucking please do.

They’re pregnant… with flavor!

That one Short Trek with H John Benjamin went hard into the edible tribble:

https://youtu.be/eUdNrtxoAIs

I’m counting this thread as my risky click of the day

Tagged post under “Humor”.

That’s pretty generous

You can tell he’s a bad dad because he didn’t just start doing the meme. There’s no faster way to kill it. Just start doing it when you drop them off at school. “Remember, dinner’s going to be late tonight! Around 6-7!”

Dead in an instant.