Any layperson can tell that’s not Cosmic Tornado, it’s Final Flash.

give updates to your customers when things go wrong!

No, never, you can’t make me.

In the other direction: we thicken the chili with instant mashed potatoes, melt sharp cheddar on top, scoop with corn chips, and dollop sour cream.

Is this a foxconn assembly plant / dormatory?

Yeah, then buy them a single ticket to a Mets game. Neverending emails. Hundreds of individual lists.

What a throwback! It’s amazing that we can now simply download more ram.

Whoa, shit. That’s awesome of you and also remember: most people are idiots and the dumbest ones are loudest.

As I Giants idiot

So close.

You’re free to spin up your own instance where you can make direct threats and actionable calls to violence.

Oh, those are subreddits. Yeah, you’re probably not wrong.

Soft.

SCREAMING FOR VAN-GENCE

lol it already did.

Are you using light theme or dark theme?

Oh. In that case, that’s Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett to you.

Why wouldn’t he? Contracts have performance based incentives, and you can’t reach them if your ass is on the bench.

It just happened I had the cube next to him and he wanted any other set of eyes, lol.

Hello, rubber duck!

Amazing.

What team tortured you to the point where rooting for the Commanders is an upgrade? Cowboys? Giants?

I have heard they can be a bit finicky

I assume you’re talking about the actual hardware of the various RaspberryPi. (Pies? Pis?) Some of the earlier models had problems with heat, which would cause them to fart out on occasion. I’ve got a Pi 4 Model B, and it does just fine (up 509 days, 15:33) humming away next to my router in a closet.

Raspbian wasn’t my bag so I’ve got the PiHole docker container running on my preferred flavor of Linux instead.

Wow that sucks because the fight scene in Episode one, where they roll a smoke grenade into the room (probably so you can’t see how older and slower Charlie Cox got) and keep the camera off DD, was particularly bad. And then the CGI … Just woof all around.