
I was there when Ruby killed PHP.
I was there when Node killed PHP.
I was there when Rust killed PHP.
I was there when AI killed PHP.
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I was there when Ruby killed PHP.
I was there when Node killed PHP.
I was there when Rust killed PHP.
I was there when AI killed PHP.

I only want to die


Star Trek: Captain Reginald Barkley.
Any layer is better than no layer.
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Holy fuck, that community information “description.”


They might make this an excuse to do those things, sure, but Valve has more money than they know what to do with.


No one wants to be ambushed by a slow motion yeast infection.


( B ) DOUBT
That shirt is as soft as my dick.
Are you sure it’s not the discs themselves? Turns out, DVDs are a dogshit archival medium.


I pay attention to whatever @zachleat@zachleat.com is doing.


Pure has been around for a while. I’ve gone…
*Specific project hierarchy and postprocessing required. Unbeatable with a good pipeline, unusable without one.


I can’t imagine wearing those contact lenses even for a second.


What even is a restaurant? A place with a menu? I don’t understand why people go to those. I suggest cooking at home.


Help us, CJ Stroud, you’re our only hope!


That’s how you get a 10% active US Military discount.
It seems like this instance isn’t federating any content. I can’t seem to get past the content warning when visiting from a browser. Is that on purpose?