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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to SCP@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Maybe it pees coke also

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Maybe it pees coke also

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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to SCP@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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  • the_toast_is_gone@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    My favorite is 294. It’s not under containment, it just has guards beside it in the break room and only authorized personnel can use it.

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      10 months ago

      Blood of Christ and getting red wine is a Chad move

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      10 months ago

      I would like one cup of scp 294’s liquid components

    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      I think my favourite sentence is:

      As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture.

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        I find it odd that the SCP foundation would have to worry about money, but we all know how bean counters are.

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      10 months ago

      This one was super interesting!

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    Isn’t there one, 3008, that’s just an endless ikea with staff monsters inside

    Im not well versed in scp but I remember reading the entry and a journal from the perspective of a victim and made a really good read

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    Or an office chair with clothes piles on it.

    • Hubi@feddit.org
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      Holy shit, it’s in my bedroom D:

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        Oh shit. It may take your shoes or hat.

        https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6207

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          But not your undergarments, apparently.

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            Agreed. That’s nice of it.

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    10 months ago

    Mmmm… Pepsibacon… mmmm 🤤

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    PEPSI MAN.wav

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    There’s one by Hughes that eats your memories. It walks through floors and walls like they aren’t there. You can see it coming from far away, even with your eyes closed.

    You kill it by beating it to death with a hard drive.

    Looks like an office executive type guy.

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    Dramgon Smails :)

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    10 months ago

    So basically the story of Slurm.

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