ekZepp
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Cake day: June 26th, 2023
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As long as you didn’t start in an orange suit…
No wait. Bob is taking a break. We are around eleven now.
5·2 months ago[ undistinguible murmuring of lawyes talking in the background ]
[ speaking in the mic] “… we will follow the requested procedure on a case-by-case scenario”.
7·2 months agoI’m pretty sure that at least the 80% of them feels like shit right now.
The scp-wiki.wikidot.com from this world
Ofc is just a fun glitch. Anyway if you’'re interested in selling that defective camera for a good price contact us at this address:
totally.normal.stuff@amnestic.scp
10·2 months ago“Computer, lock Wesley access to any content in the archive dated between 1960 and 2100 dc. You’ve better to stay away from that old sick shit.”
You are partially right. It sucks that the first 3 reviews are slop, but after that is mostly human stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLaKmCmar3E
Also. You can use one of the third-party YouTube clients available for Linux to have more way to filter off content and ads (sadly It won’t filter off the Ai slop, at least for now). One of the most used is Piped.
Our authors are just a bunch of sick, piece of sh…
1·3 months agoindeed
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8·4 months agoWe would really be glad to do that. Now, if you guys could just stop showing it to our faces all the times, that would be great.👍
[ Protocol “26” enacted - Anomaly contained ]
221·4 months ago
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