- cross-posted to:
- nfl@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nfl@lemmy.world
Toilet Paper USA
How gay is that?! They need to have their own party, because they aren’t welcome at the regular one. Such cry babies with their safe spaces and delicate feelings.
Are you seriously using gay as in insult in response tl this story?
I took it as sarcasm.
What not gay enough? We can turn it up to 11 if you need more?
I don’t like when people use gay as an insult… that’s all.
Maybe we just don’t use the word gay as any sort of pejorative.
Mega gay
yeah, i am pretty fuckin gay for my girlfriend
I guess they found some common ground.
Watching 300 lb men huddle in spandex for 4 hours not gay, but 2 halftime music acts are way too far beyond the rainbow…
They even touch each other on the butts…

I’ll make my own halftime show, with pedos, and mar-a-Lago face!
It must be so sad to belong to the drab old culture MAGA idolizes, and watch the entire world just move the fuck on constantly, not giving a single shit, when you think that football-and-Jesus culture is some kind of temple eternal.
When a bunch of conservatives get together, they crash grindr, so… Yeah.
Every accusation of theirs is a confession. Every single one. No exceptions.
If it’s true that’s funny. Do you have a source?
Why don’t they just play their own Superbowl too?
It’s a bunch of grabass with couches and the lights off
Nazis sure are some fragile people.
Usually if a group of people spend several years calling everything a snowflake… Yeah it do be like that
There’s a very high probability that TP’s half time show is going to be way gayer than the real one, just unintentionally.
They’ll do that just by bringing on kid rock
Conservatives don’t assimilate into American society.
really have to stop calling them conservatives, they’re regressives clearly
Remember that old fad of theirs were they called us the “regressive left”.
These people are so fucking disingenuous.
I prefer degeneratives.
I learned pretty recently that “degenerate” has roots in eugenics so I try to avoid that one.
Edward Gibbons used it quite a bit in the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, which was written sometime around 1750-ish, before the american revolution, the founding fathers all read it.
They’re whole ethos is antisocial. They are obstinent toddlers who stomp their feet and fold their arms and think it’s funny to make other people mad.
The USA is not a monolith. The lines and features have probably shifted, but the idea of Colin Woodward’s “American Nations” rings quite true today.
You’re missing the joke. One of the chief conservative complaints about immigrants is that “they don’t assimilate into american society”.
Yes, I got the joke. And I was suggesting that Americans have always been on about other Americans not assimilating into their American culture. I also just find jokes about fascists being hypocritical or contradictory are no longer funny when the assumption that it’s an indication of foolish lack of self-awareness no longer holds because double-think is the active goal.
Fair enough, I suppose
I guess I’d say that the joke is for us and not them, but I’d also argue that they genuinely don’t assimilate, probably to a much greater degree than any other demographic.
Every time I read TPUSA. I think Toilet Paper USA. Not complaining, because that’s what it is basically
I want to defend the toilet paper for keeping shit off your hands while TPUSA is the literal shit
before and after
Pretty sure that was a subreddit name.
TP made out of poison ivy.
Do they know that football involves a bunch of men grabbing each other?
If I told someone I had a video of muscular dudes in spandex pants wrestling around with each other in the mud, they’d think I never miss pride events, but tell them its the most recent superbowl and suddenly…
Football can be described in so many fun ways.
Years ago when my rep was cosponsoring some bill about how video games were killing children my buddy sent him a letter. I don’t remember the exact contents but it pointed out the rich history in Texas of folks wearing different colors violently defending their turf from rivals. Schools are training high schoolers to how to be in a gang as a sponsored activity every Friday evening.
the Super Bowl is just a bunch of burly guys pressing tightly against another group of burly guys trying to prove who is best at handling balls all to win jewelry and a purse.
Listen to sports commentators out of context. Sounds pretty gay to me
If you put black censor bars over MMA fighter shorts, it looks REALLY GAY.
Doesnt each play start with a traditional sniffing of someones balls before the football is thrown back
In Canada it’s the gay sport.
In Europe it’s not even a sport, just how americans maintain their brain damage.
Rough…but fair!
I would say the superbowl isn’t gay enough. The half-time show should be all 24 players having an orgy on the field. That’d certainly get me to watch the dumb foosball game.
Hand-egg more than football.
Sports are called “foot” ball because they involve running and aren’t played on horses. And “ball” doesn’t mean “sphere”
I don’t watch association, Australian, rugby or American football, but you’ve bothered the etymologist in me with your nonsense suggestion.
You are correct but do you watch Gaelic?
I think he must be a CFL fan.
Does this imply chess is intended to be played on horseback?
Lol.
“Foot means played on foot” is not the same as “every other sport must be played on horse”. Football naming etymology has no impact on the naming of other sports. Chess is often played in a chair, not on foot, so it already is a non foot game. The lack of distinguishing may be to allow some chess players to optionally stand, or play from horseback if desired.
It DOES mean though that you are not allowed to play American football on horseback.
This makes me miss the XFL
technically you need a dirigible
You know it was a joke, right?
usually happens in the lockeroom.
they call it football but there’s never any of the guys’ feet touching any of the other guys’ balls
It happens occasionally.
bare feet on bare balls??
They would know all about what gay is I guess.
I can wait to find out what loser right wing celebs they haul out to combat the wokeness. 😂
Kid Rock instantly materialises
I assume it would something akin to this,
I really don’t care for people dunking on Guy Fieri. He’s a genuinely good guy and putting him in the same context as Kid Rock is a little disgusting.
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