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jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Beekeeper jailed after releasing insects on authorities trying to evict her friendEnglish
7·21 days agoHere’s the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHXdVumCVqM
Potato quality warning
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that Turkey asks gay people to provide explicit photos of them to be exempt from military serviceEnglish
11·1 month agoNah, it says to be excluded you have to be the “passive partner” so power bottoms are still allowed.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theologyEnglish
8·1 month agoLMAO - also is his name really John Dilbert?
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prisonEnglish
71·1 month agoThe headline makes it sound like they banned the whole step porn genre, which seemed super ridiculous to me too.
Buried in the article is says:
…possessing and publishing porn showing incest between family members and sex between step or foster relatives where one person pretends to be under-18 would be a crime
Not to mention that having AI fulfill the responsibilities of junior devs means than in the long run, you’re preventing junior devs from growing into senior devs.
Eventually we’re going to have a problem where no one is qualified to know what the hell is going on.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•the wall street journal today literally asking "but what do dead kids mean for the GDP?"English
31·2 months agoLiterally.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Admin Drops the Olive Branch from U.S. Seal on New Dime Coins, Keeps the ArrowsEnglish
4·2 months agoOh nice, missed that!
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that Tom Cruise's character in Tropic Thunder is based on a real guy; he was the producer of The Matrix and co-invented ultimate frisbeeEnglish
12·2 months agoSilver appears on-screen at the beginning of Who Framed Roger Rabbit as Raoul J. Raoul, the director of the animated short Something’s Cookin. Raoul loses his temper at toon Roger Rabbit for seeing tweety birds when a refrigerator crashes on his head, and not stars as the script specified. This was a prank Steven Spielberg and Robert Zemeckis pulled on then-Disney CEO, Michael Eisner, as Eisner and Silver had despised each other since their days at Paramount Pictures in the early 1980s, especially with the issues they faced making 48 Hrs. Silver trimmed his beard off, paid his expenses, and asked to not have his name in initial cast lists. Reportedly, when production wrapped, because Silver was unrecognizable, Eisner questioned who played Raoul and was told it was Silver, at which point, Eisner shrugged and praised his performance.
Honestly sounds like he was a pretty good sport about having that reputation.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Admin Drops the Olive Branch from U.S. Seal on New Dime Coins, Keeps the ArrowsEnglish
4·2 months agoTried to verify what you said by looking up the Circulating Collectible Coin Redesign Act of 2020 (https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/1923/text).
That actually does not authorize the issuance of new dimes. It is solely limited to new quarters and dollar coins.
I stopped verifying after that, so it’s possible the rest of what you said is true? But the first bullet doesn’t seem to be accurate.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Defense Secy. Hegseth: "The Only Thing Prohibiting Transit in the Straits Right Now is Iran Shooting at Shipping"English
6·2 months agoDidn’t you kill that girl’s dad a few days ago?
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Reddit decides to remove r/allEnglish
61·3 months agoA friend just sent me this video unrelated, but it was pretty good timing
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Reddit decides to remove r/allEnglish
8·3 months agoLol could you imagine if Netflix was just like “Welp, the experiment of streaming content has ended.”
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•I've had this puzzle on my phone for years. Every few months I'd glance at it and try and solve it. Last night, as I was eating dinner, I finally figured out the answer!English
51·3 months agoDammit. I’m gonna have to stare at this for a few years now.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•DOGE Bro’s Grant Review Process Was Literally Just Asking ChatGPT ‘Is This DEI?’English
14·3 months agoTo flag grants for their DEI involvement, Fox entered the following command into ChatGPT: “Does the following relate at all to DEI? Respond factually in less than 120 characters. Begin with ‘Yes.’ or ‘No.’ followed by a brief explanation. Do not use ‘this initiative’ or ‘this description’ in your response.” He then inserted short descriptions of each grant. Fox did nothing to understand ChatGPT’s interpretation of “DEI” as used in the command or to ensure that ChatGPT’s interpretation of “DEI” matched his own.
Jesus Christ these people are so fucking dumb
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•The DOJ Redacted a Photo of the Mona Lisa in the Epstein FilesEnglish
2·3 months agoThis should honestly be a news story in itself. Absolutely no possible justification for redacting the word “don’t”. No human would have made that redaction. This had to have been done in an automated fashion, specifically to react references to Trump.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Turning Point USA Is Hosting Its Own Halftime Show Because the Super Bowl Is Too GayEnglish
2·4 months agoPretty sure that was a subreddit name.
jballs@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Donald Trump Says He Wants 'Ownership' of Greenland Because It's 'Psychologically Important for Me'English
73·4 months agoTrump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO,"
Ummm… what? Did the media just sane wash this headline? Trump is ok with nuking his way into owning Greenland and we’re just all ok with that?
Yeah as soon as Lamar went backwards 3 yards I said “wtf are they doing? this isn’t a gimme kick.”
Can’t believe they didn’t give it to Henry and try to pick up a couple yards. Make it a 35 yarder instead of a 40.













I’d say it does a pretty good job. I hardly ever jack off while eating Cheerios in the morning.