For a limited time; Oops! All Tribbles
That one Short Trek with H John Benjamin went hard into the edible tribble:
Oh gross, real hair
They’re pregnant… with flavor!
replicated sugar
Has the federation not made some kind of super sugar like synthehol? I can imagine Picard giving this speech to some starving/obese alien the federation is trying to help out
Long ago humans used to struggle with nutrition and caloric intake. Both too much and too little were dangerous. Now we have synthose, a sugar which expands only as much as your body needs it, while retaining a consistently sweet taste regardless of the caloric density
Has the federation not made some kind of super sugar like synthehol?
my brother in christ “artificial” sweetners already exist!
Long ago humans used to struggle with nutrition and caloric intake. Both too much and too little were dangerous.
This would hit hard if I wasn’t already beating the “Fast food is cigarettes of the current era and you are a stupid fat bastard that can’t resist fat and carbs” over my head
my brother in christ “artificial” sweetners already exist!
Yes, but they are imperfect and perhaps unhealthy as well. I was trying to hit something more akin to synthehol’s weird perfection, its alcohol that gets you inebriated but has no ill health effects and can be dismissed at will. Artificial sweeteners are fine, but lack the super science of Trek
That already exists: left handed sugar.
Basically: some molecules can be constructed in two different ways that are mirror images of each other. It doesn’t really matter which, but it has to be one or the other. These are called left-handed or right-handed.
Normal sugar, produced by plants on earth, is right handed. Our bodies are built to metabolize right handed sugar. They cannot process left-handed sugar.
Chemically it is exactly the same as right handed sugar, the same structure only mirrored. It also tastes exactly like normal sugar because it is just sugar. It has no ill effects as not even the bacteria in our gut can do anything with it (so it doesn’t cause gassiness).
It is basically the perfect calorie-free sugar alternative. The only problem is that it’s super expensive to make, as nothing on earth naturally produces it.
With a replicator that wouldn’t be a problem; so I imagine they just use left-handed sugar.
And it’s not just sugar either, it’s basically everything. So you could set up the replicator to your desired calorie intake for the day, and then have it produce right-handed molecules until you hit your calorie limit and produce left-handed versions after that. You could eat as much as you want, not gain any weight and not even notice.
But like how Scotty knew it wasn’t real because he was a frequent partaker of real alcohol, someone who consumes actual sugar would immediately realize it was artificial sweetener and complain.
Me: “Warm cinnamon rolls, extra frosting.”
replicator whirring
Me: spits “WHAT IN BLAZES IS THIS??”
I think there’s evidence to show that our taste receptors for sweetness are linked to insulin production. Thus no artificial sweeteners can be consumed without health consequences (insulin spikes, insulin resistance).
Replicated cereal? We all know the Federation well enough, to know the product behind used in the replication is human waste.
Beam that shit down the toilet, Scotty.
That artificial shit goes right through your warp reactor.
Make you jettison your warp core.
So I opened my box and there are 5 different marshmallows…🫤
Wow, FOUR shapes?
