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Imagine being so racist that you get upset over a watermelon.

if you put it in wrong it plays death metal.

He’s the anti-keemstar, a highly talented, extremely chill guy who seems pretty humble, considering he’s gotta be in the top 3 of best drummers out there.

Post reported: Too cool to be dull.

those foxes look awesome! those people at the party are the real dullsters.

I didn’t even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

They definitely haven’t had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

Gary Oldman getting knighted