Fucking buy it, this games fun as fuck, get chased by a cute giant humanoid carrot while a giant flaming skull shoots fireballs at you as you run and jump around shooting magic weapons like a badass Harry potter.

That photo is why I’ve covered my cameras, if that creepy spying fuck does it, there must be a reason.

Its both.

Busy booking flights.

Who the fuck has 90 minutes to chill out before you gotta go to work.

Whenever I see the phrase rave reviews, this is what I think.

I’m gonna guess, it’s more fun to live it than it is to show it?

Yeah, if you hate yourself.

Imma go with heat, it’s hot as hell up there. Also, maybe we didn’t want to talk to the rest of you lot, we’re too busy having barbies and skulking back some cold beers.

I masturbate in spite of you.

I just saw the remote and got taken back to when TVs didn’t spy on you and just worked.

Ahhh Magnavox, not quite shit and not quite good, but does the job well enough to not complain.

I miss my Magnavox tv, it just worked.

I dunno, does it?

That just makes my nut bigger.

That’s how I win most my wars.

Gotta get that nut.

Wrap yourself up in something sticky and get him to roll your around your non carpeted floors, get some cleaning and fun in.

She’s one of those actors that’s neither shit nor good, like, she doesn’t ruin the scene, but she doesn’t add much either, it’s weird.

Took fucking long enough, been waiting for that fuckhead to go down.

Just in time for the Musk Trump slap fight.