That’s not even close to the worst of it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee–Jackson–King_Day

Yo momma’s so fat, she sat on a binary tree and squashed it into a linked list in O(1) time.

What’s fun is how often this principle is used every day. For example, when you upload a video to YouTube, you’re assigned a unique URL, but it would be too slow to simply add your URL to a list to make sure nobody else uses it. There are millions of videos uploaded every day, and thousands of servers spread all over the world.

Instead, YouTube just generates a truly random URL and depends on the odds of two videos having the same URL being effectively zero.

The same is true for Bitcoin. If you could guess a Bitcoin private key for any currently used wallet, you’d have full access to the funds within that wallet. This can even be done offline. Even if you could guess trillions of private keys per second, the odds of you hitting even one that’s already been used is low enough to be totally secure.

Yeah, that happens fairly frequently. I don’t have an Amazon account, so I personally roll with the punches.

What’s really fun is when you have to return one of those items and they don’t know what to do.

Try eBay. You’re much more likely to find a small business selling whatever widget you need.

RIP.

Gemini evolved into a seal.

sweet. On mobile. I’ll have to check it out later.

so I’ve used it a few times, but it absolutely chokes on 4K footage on my rig. I think maybe the lack of hardware acceleration for pre rendering?

I have a big project coming up and I’m considering downscaling all the source files, editing, and then slipping in the real files when I’m done. Is that a thing people do?

God I forgot about the Kirby Air Ride boxart. I love the idea that the US would respond better to ANGY KIRBY.

By my math, $250/day for every day since Dec 31, 2021 would be $380,000 which could mean that they actually tracked each individual infraction (i.e. no fees on days they weren’t home) which means there’s zero chance of contesting this. Curious how much warning she got along the way before the fines really stacked up.

Also really curious what all the libertarians moving to Florida think of this.

Jealous! My wife hates eggplant, but it’s so much fun (work) to cook!

Guessing mozzarella.

I mean, I buy stuff off eBay a lot, and it’s often from small mom-and-pop shops. I needed new ribbon for my typewriter recently and ended up getting it from a store that just sells ink ribbons. They have an off-eBay presence too.

GimPhotoshop.

Obligatory:

What game do you play that needs 10 dice?

No FiM++?

Trust me, there’s someone just starting out, and you got them 90% of the way there, and they will humbly submit a fix for your code with zero judgement.

That someone is me, because I have no idea what I’m doing.

Not just investing. They’re literally offering to buy any unused compute from these companies. So if they can’t sell the processing power NVidia chips provide, NVidia will pay them for it.