Some people use these pans to melt and cast lead fishing weights and/or bullets.

“Money pleeeeeease” “Who dis?”

I had an 8086 with a 5.25 and a 3.5”. You could always change their assignments in the bios if you wanted

I should reprogram this to tell jokes:

I added a “play until you win” sign.

I ran it like 50 times and only came up empty twice.

Test: https://youtube.com/shorts/WHpAwfk5L2E

I have some flashlights and stuff to sprinkle in

When I started everyone thought I was getting a bird.

I will add a video tomorrow. I cant properly fill it up yet or my kids will pregame too hard. It works pretty good.

The lego is normally stored under the dining table for quick access but the wife wanted the room cleaned up for a sewing project.

I could totally fill it with bagels, so I should be able to store it next to the fridge.

Bad news about that metal detector

Nine!

Anything over .200 is absolutely fucking shitfaced

Americas political parties have flipped and flopped and swapped multiple times.

“If I’m doing it, and I’m the most righteous person alive, everyone else must be doing it 10x more”

Sure thing

Hes been doing a lot with claude and managed to get sponsored by anthropic despite calling it slop all the time. The audience teases him mercilessly about his “ai psychosis”

Good thing this is the only problem we have in the world

Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the punching bag??