It’s just bdsm.
Bacon During Sexual Moments
… I have to apologize to my girlfriend.
Well, better that than the sink
Ah, the ol’ throat sink.
If you reversed the gender on this you’d the comment section would be a combination of roasting the hypothetical dude and complaining how trashy the shirt is.
I don’t even think the double standard is related to sexism. I think you’re all horny degenerates who are emotionally stunted to the point where any woman implying anything sexual breaks your mind.
I think you underestimate how gay lemmy is.
I actually disagree with that, if I saw a larger gentleman wearing this I’d feel proud of him for owning his thing with self-depracating humour, and think it was funny, the same as I do here.
Nah it’s just a fatty with a weird excuse. The gender doesn’t matter at all.
Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.
Would
Her or the dad?
Both seem fun.
I’ll follow the grease
I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.Is that a brag or a threat?
Yes
Epic reddit moment
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED THIS
is your dad… the greasy strangler!
for the blissfully ignorant:
Even the trailer is completely demented.
It’s worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything exactly like it before.
Bullshit artist!
Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That’s hilarious
I thought the same thing and I’m still not convinced that’s not what’s going on. I remember in the '90s so many people were putting chains to their wallets, you know wear your money is… Well your cell phone is probably attached to one of your accounts, so it’s money. This weirdly makes sense to me.
I think it makes perfect sense, and a cool retro throwback. Fashion is cyclical after all! But I think the other poster was correct and she just has it fed through 2 belt loops.
Fashion is cyclical after all!
I just heard today that you’re considered old if you wear ankle socks now. It was the opposite when I was younger, not wearing ankle socks made you look old and out of fashion.
Is being this large a genetic trait?
Cringe.
She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.
Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you’re going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she’s happy at that size, but I don’t have to accept edgy excuses for someone else’s poor choices.
You didn’t get any replies yet you decided to edit your comment to argue with an imaginary opponent. Mate, take a breath.
37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I’m probably right 🤷🏼♂️
I’ll reply: no one is offering a retort because your comment is weird, pointless, and not worth the time or effort to give a genuine response to. Your edit makes it even more obvious that you just wanted to stir shit and get in bad faith arguments over a silly picture
If you want to write edgy replies, you have to expect some downvotes. I think that attempts to normalize toxicity and trolling online are absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are provocateurs, but I don’t have to accept excuses for their poor behavior.
I’ve never met this person and never called them fat, but I have to read about them fucking my dad because they’re self conscious? Fuck that.
YOU clicked on the post, dumbass.
Lol no one cares enough to reply to you mate. The reaction is “what a dork” downvote and forget.
and yet you replied.
Counterpoint: you’re a fucking asshole and you and your bigoted logic can fuck off.
Ah, yes. Top tier rebuttal full of facts and logic.
I’m not a bigot. I don’t have hate for anyone, just distaste.
your retort sucks because you’re trying to own her by saying something she already acknowledges. weak af.
“I’m fat because I fucked your dad”
“oh yeah? well you’re fat!”
…
“I bet you fucked my dad a lot!”
genius insults

anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible
Boy have you missed the boat on that one. By several decades.
I think it’s cool and our dads are lucky.
At least she’s acknowledging her weight is due to overeating.
People seem to love to jump to this assumption without acknowledging any fallibility, when in reality you don’t know from just looking at someone. Even if it’s a likely reason, it’s not the only one. I’m going to at least hope you aren’t a doctor based on this single sentence.
Excluding weight gain from corticosteroids or something exotic like elephantiasis, it is literally always overeating. I’m prone to it, and nobody can consider it an individual moral failing when obesity has become a massive global epidemic. But there’s genuinely no getting around the fundamental reality that it’s calories in, calories out. Apparently the majority of humans overeat when living a sedentary lifestyle with a readily available food surplus. The incredible success of GLP-1 agonists really hammers that point home if anyone was still unconvinced.
“excluding [things I know about], it is literally always [the only other thing I know about.]” Again, I stress fallibility.
Believe what you want, I made a very reasonable point.
Trashy fatty. Imagine a group of kids reading her shirt.
People seem to think children will get brain damage if they see anything sexual even in writing.
Last thing I need is parenting opinions from childless kids barely out of high school
Imagine going around shaming everything that you don’t like — not realizing that some find this to be their fetish.
That life seems miserable.
Wearing trashy shirts on public transit is a fetish? So what if I wear a shirt that says “you’re a fat ass cause you won’t stop eating” is that free speech or?
Aww this widdle guy is trying so hard for a reaction
It’s funny she calls herself fat but you guys freak out if anyone calls her what she calls herself
Nobody freaks out. They just scroll by, click a button and think: “Meh, what a dumbass”. The rest happens in your head. 🤷♀️
Yet here you are with your knickers in a bunch
That just makes me sad for both of them.
Seems like an approachable woman. Must be fun at parties. 🤔
she probably is cool as hell actually
I guess if you’re an angry Karen.
the word “karen” should never have been allowed to escape confinement
She’s probably the type that calls others fatphobic because they looked at her .0001 seconds














