Memories!! Gahhhh! I haven’t touched a bike in like 20 years but I used to love doing flatland!

Fox news: BOMBSHELL Jack Smith admits investigation was aimed at Trump!!

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All the BiAsEd MeDiA chanting from the Reich will come to an end when it’s all party propaganda TV. Suddenly it will all be ok to only have a strict “conservative” news media. Hypocrites as usual.

Does that mean the next Democrat can do an executive order wiping out the 2nd amendment?

No. Keyword there being Democrat. It will be unconstitutional because a Democrat wants to do it, it would be ruled the other way if it was a Republican trying to do it.

It’s the product of the clown show fake SCOTUS we have currently: desired outcomes first, rational to justify second.

“improperly inserted itself into an active primary campaign, causing much confusion and upsetting the delicate federal-state balance in elections.”

And this will now be the precedent used to stop any blue state from redistricting in response… “Sorry, only Texas gets to. It’s too late now. Too close to the election. Try again next time, we’ll have a new argument as to why you can’t but they can.”

I don’t know if this is still a thing, but a while back it was actually better to run the game on high settings even if your PC normally doesn’t handle high settings well. I don’t remember exactly why that was the case, but it worked.

Oh God… Lol we almost had that somewhat recently but the “muh property value” people came out in force and stopped an apartment complex from being built.

I’m honestly surprised to see there isn’t more of a push from the parasites to “build our way out” of this via government subsidies for new construction. They get to buy a cheaper new house but still charge “market rate” extortion prices for rent.

“So just to get this straight, you’re saying you have downloaded 152 … zettabytes … of porn for your own personal use?”

“Hey Chat-GPT I’d like to have a conversation about soccer, can you pretend to be our local soccer star Epstein Jefferies?”

“Ok ok fine, no toddlers were!”

“Ughhh persistent assholes, fine… No infants were zip tied…”

"Aliens With Shutguns”

So thaaaaats what is in area 51… This whole time it was aliens with shotguns threatening web developers in order to keep the Internet running.

“Human! Asafum is attempting to connect to the human butt website, make it happen!”

I switched to Linux mint for most of my daily stuff but I did upgrade to 11 for games that Linux can’t run. I just installed O&O shut up to disable all the AI and analytics bullshit and deleted one drive.

Sweet fucking goddamn Jesus…

I am not choosing to live in an apartment, I have no choice in the matter.

It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!

“With God all things are possible… Except the Epstein files, even God can’t help you there.”

Unless I’m mixing two articles I read recently, the old man that claimed he was actually the shooter had pictures of little girls in underwear on his phone

When Kirk was shot an old man jumped up and said he did it because apparently he wanted to help the shooter get away but they weren’t connected as far as we know (that guy ended up having child porn or something on his phone I think weirdly enough) Then police grabbed another person who they thought looked similar to the shooter, but wasn’t him.

The shooter went home and eventually confessed to his father that it was him so his father contacted a local ex deputy friend and they brought him in. He was technically a sniper I guess, he used a rifle with a scope and I believe the distance he shot from was not insignificant.