Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoTIL A 2018 study of 2,304 women, reported that once genital stimulation began, women reached orgasm in an average of 14 minutes during Partnered Sexlockwww.issm.infoexternal-linkmessage-square103linkfedilinkarrow-up1214arrow-down114
arrow-up1200arrow-down1external-linkTIL A 2018 study of 2,304 women, reported that once genital stimulation began, women reached orgasm in an average of 14 minutes during Partnered Sexlockwww.issm.infoDon_Dickle@lemmy.world to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square103linkfedilink
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·2 months agoHow to prepare a frozen pizza for two: Place pizza in oven➡️sexy time➡️orgasm➡️pizza is ready➡️enjoy!
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoYou may have to adjust those times if you have a convection oven. If I let my oven get to 425, it cooks a pizza in less than 10 minutes.
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months ago14min is the average, so perhaps the secret to a successful relationship is finding a partner who you can climax with in the time it takes to bake your favorite pizza.
minus-squareevidences@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoI gotta remember to add this to my dating profiles.
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoLook man. We’re gonna follow the directions, and we’re cooking a Tombstone. Not no damned tostinos.
minus-squareDicska@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYou gotta invest in a Sybian when buying a convection oven.
minus-squareColonel_Panic_@eviltoast.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoInstructions unclear, burned our genitals.
minus-squareParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoJesus if my oven got to 425 it would cook pizza in seconds
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoJust so we’re clear, I’m using Fahrenheit, not Celsius.
minus-squareYoureHotCupCake@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI literally just did this last night lol it was a great time.
minus-squareglitch1985@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIt’s a good practice to pee right after sex. Bonus points if you wash your hands as well since you’re about to eat pizza
minus-squarebackalleycoyote@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoConsidering where your mouths might have just been, I feel like a little tinkle sprinkle on the fingers is the least concern.
How to prepare a frozen pizza for two:
Place pizza in oven➡️sexy time➡️orgasm➡️pizza is ready➡️enjoy!
You may have to adjust those times if you have a convection oven.
If I let my oven get to 425, it cooks a pizza in less than 10 minutes.
14min is the average, so perhaps the secret to a successful relationship is finding a partner who you can climax with in the time it takes to bake your favorite pizza.
I gotta remember to add this to my dating profiles.
Look man. We’re gonna follow the directions, and we’re cooking a Tombstone. Not no damned tostinos.
You gotta invest in a Sybian when buying a convection oven.
Instructions unclear, burned our genitals.
Jesus if my oven got to 425 it would cook pizza in seconds
Just so we’re clear, I’m using Fahrenheit, not Celsius.
Username checks out
I literally just did this last night lol it was a great time.
It’s a good practice to pee right after sex. Bonus points if you wash your hands as well since you’re about to eat pizza
Considering where your mouths might have just been, I feel like a little tinkle sprinkle on the fingers is the least concern.