You’ve seen it before but it’s always worth mentioning how cheap it is.
Foreshorting is lying to you. The sardine and jalapeno pizza are the same size.
Cost per person without toppings: $2.77 Toppings are cheap. Toppings can be scraps from other meals.


Makes rectangular pizza.
Doesn’t distribute pepperoni evenly.
For reference:
Sorry friend but chaotic toppings > neat even toppings.
Here’s how to do that properly, Kraken:
https://piefed.social/c/cooking@lemmy.world/p/2056190/mildly-infuriating-my-dad-does-this-to-avoid-cutting-pepperoni
See my other reply
Look carefully and you will see that the pepperoni isn’t evenly sized. That’s because I’m paying $1 a pound for pepperoni which is basically pepperoni scraps and ends. If I tried to do even distribution it would look exactly like the one in the other reply.