You’ve seen it before but it’s always worth mentioning how cheap it is.
Foreshorting is lying to you. The sardine and jalapeno pizza are the same size.
Cost per person without toppings: $2.77 Toppings are cheap. Toppings can be scraps from other meals.


Look carefully and you will see that the pepperoni isn’t evenly sized. That’s because I’m paying $1 a pound for pepperoni which is basically pepperoni scraps and ends. If I tried to do even distribution it would look exactly like the one in the other reply.