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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • Is there a version weighted by calories? Because I’m finding volume to be hard for me to understand because I’m so used to weighting by calories. A pound of tomatoes looks very different in size from a pound of tomato sauce but the two are nutritionally the same. But I do agree that volume would be easy for the average person.

    On the new pyramid a whole roasted turkey has a higher priority than a 16 ounce steak. Who eats a whoy roasted turkey? Or is it a rotisserie chicken? It’s bigger than the steak so it must be a turkey, right?

    Also when I looked at this before reading your description I was wondering if there was a difference between items closer to the center than the outside.

    It’s still a better design than a top heavy triangle.















  • I use pork frequently in Italian recipes. When I do make a ground meat chili, I’m usually doing it in these super size batches. So I can get a big tube of ground beef or a lot of packs of ground pork. But I only do that about once or twice a year tops.

    If I’m making chili the day of the meal then I typically break out venison or go meatless.





  • It was the last of that sour cream and I wasn’t going to open a new one.

    I tried a lot of different chili canning recipes before settling on this one. When reheating I tend to add a teaspoon of chili powder or taco seasoning to pop the flavor.

    Chili Mark XII canning batch.
    Servings: 12 quarts.
    3 tbsp olive oil.
    3 onions, chopped.
    18 cloves garlic, minced.
    12 oz. tomato paste.
    6 lb. ground beef.
    1 cup chili powder (Alton Brown recipe).
    3 tbsp. ground cumin.
    2 tbsp. ground oregano.
    1 tbsp cayenne pepper (optional).
    1 tbsp Kosher salt.
    Freshly ground black pepper.
    3 (40-oz) can kidney beans, drained.
    3 (28-oz) can crushed tomatoes with basil.
    3 (28-oz) can diced tomatoes.
    Shredded cheddar, for garnish.
    sour cream, for garnish.

    • In a large pot over medium heat, heat olive oil.
    • Add onion and cook until soft, about 5 minutes.
    • Stir in garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute more
    • Add ground beef and cook until no longer pink.
    • Drain fat and return to heat.
    • Mix in chili powder, cumin, oregano, cayenne, salt and pepper
    • then add tomato paste, stirring to combine.
    • Stir in kidney beans, tomatoes and crushed tomatoes.
    • It’s going to be thick. You are not trying to cook it. You’re just getting it mixed so it can cook in the pressure canner.
    • Fill the prepped quart jars leaving jars leaving 1-In headspace and no air bubbles.
    • process quarts for 90 minutes.