I just went with this basic one. but I prefer Alton Brown’s. You can just start with regular ground pork on his. When buying ground pork make sure to note the package size. Some are 16 oz, 20 oz or 24 oz.

You can’t deglazed glass sugar. Seriously. It was weird.

Wife has strict rules about steak. Salt. Pepper. That is it.

The bark was left in the pan. I had just mixed this moments before cooking and I’m wondering if letting the meat rest might have made the difference. It’s like the brown sugar was liquifying out of the meat and caramelizing in the pan and preventing the maillard reaction from happening on the meat surface.

I am from the internet. I’m here to help.

I’m trying to have a good faith conversation here. Are you? Canning is completely safe if you follow the basic rules of tested methods. Don’t water bath can foods with a pH above 4.6. Use a pressure canner instead. Don’t try to pressure can dense things like pumpkin puree, instead you can can pumpkin cubes and puree it at meal time. If you have multiple ingredients in something use the canning time for the item with the longest time requirement. Pints and Quarts have different canning times but cups (aka half pints) have the same canning time as pints. Canning dairy will almost always result in disappointment. Never let ignorance or hubris let you take shortcuts that could end your life. You know, basic stuff.

Yeah. I’m definitely more about the getting food on a plate than plating food. Because of back pain I’m usually just wanting to sit down by the time I’m taking the picture.

Properly flash frozen and vacuum sealed stuff is less likely to go freezer burned and chest freezers don’t have frost free function which also dramatically decreases freezer burn risk.

I recommend any of the modern Ball handbooks for the basics.

But I can’t recommend boiling for hours. Botulism spores do not die until they reach 250° or reach 240° for an extended period of time. Water boils at 212 at sea level, 158 on Mount Everest and, 212 at the Dead Sea. 212 will never kill botulism spores. Doesn’t matter if you do it for 5 minutes or you do 4 hours. Steam can only reach above 212 in a pressurized environment. This is the concept behind a pressure canner. Creating an environment that allows water to achieve temperatures at 240° while still being at sea level.

“so far so good” is survival bias. People that aren’t so good can’t speak for the dead have no voice.

If that pH is greater than 4.6 then steaming or boiling isn’t going to prevent botulism. And it’s orderless and colorless. There is zero way to tell if something is off by with any human senses.

Pain is certain, suffering is optional. – Gautama Buddha

For long term preservation of cooked food I prefer canning. Most of the stuff in the freezer is factory sealed.

I love a good food poisoning mystery and am constantly warning people in canning groups about unsafe practices. Even if it gets me banned because some groups have very strict rules about warning people they could die from doing things like water bath canning unpeeled fermented beets. True story.

No. Neither was the steak.

Cows do outnumber people on my block but I don’t have any.

I’m inclined to agree. But they make you put a subject on posts.

A lot of the freezer meat shows up frozen and in tiny quantities. Like “gotta combine two to get fried rice out of it” small. So it sits there.

There is a thing where you see an ad or post about "20 ribeye for $20”. You go to the parking lot of your local Tractor Supply at the appointed time. Some guy tries to sell large packages of frozen beef, poultry and seafood, all from his farm. 800 miles away and deep inland so the seafood portion is sketchy. They only have like 6 of the ribeye deal. They are the thinnest cut possible and like three ounces of won’t-hold-themself-together when thawed. But it’s cheap protein so you get them. The more you use them the more stingy you get about using them until there are just two left in the back of the freezer hidden behind the emergency chicken nuggets that are $13 for 5 pounds in the freezer section of the local meat store.

That’s how it happened.

I had everything available except hot peppers. But it wouldn’t have helped that chorizo.

Again, this was just edible. I’d recommend doubling the spices on the chorizo. I used a half batch recipe.

I’ve made this cheese dip before but I’m not convinced it’s the best recipe.

Mix those together when they are both done.

Flour tortillas.
Servings: 5 burrito or 12 taco sized tortillas.
240 grams (2 cups) all-purpose flour.
1/2 tsp baking powder.
1/2 tsp salt.
2 tbsp liquid fat (vegetable oil, bacon grease , shortening, lard).
3/4 cups water.

• in large bowl combine all the dry ingredients.
• mix with a whisk.
• add the fat to the flour.
• Use your fingers to work the fat into the flour until you have a uniform crumb texture.
• and some of the water and mix it. (Adjust flour and water as needed)
• mix it with a fork and then switch to hands.
• we are looking for it to be just barely sticky and holding itself together.
• Kneed for 5 minutes until dough is smooth.
• divide into 5 or 12 even balls (if you have a scale then use it). Burrito: 75 grams. Taco: 25 grams
• Rest dough balls under a covered towel for at least 15 minutes
• Preheat cast iron skillet to 450°f.
• roll out a ball on meticulously clean smooth surface with a rolling pin until it is as thin as you can get it (1/16th of an inch).
• lay it in skillet and cook for 30-180 seconds depending on how hot the pan is.
  ! For best results heat of the pan should be hot enough that they bubble up within the first 45 seconds.
• flip it and cook the ith side
• Cover finished ones in something that traps humidity. = these keep for about three days in the fridge.

Tossed it in the oven near the end of the oven fries.

I’m 30 miles from the nearest place that offers things like powder broth. I don’t actually even know if they offer it.

Oat milk is slimy. When you heat or crush oats, it gelatinizes them which creates that slimy texture. It has its place but it’s not a universal replacement.

On the rare occasion, when I do make tofu, I will make soy milk and kefir. One of the nice things about soy is that you get three different products from making tofu. I’ll use the kefir to make something like almond cookies. I do really appreciate the functionality of soy. I just never do it.

I can’t really afford parmesan. Found a really good deal a long time ago and I still have a little bit left but it’s fully crystallized after 10 years. It is an umami bomb. This year we made the decision to buy some green-can parmesan. Which you see in my recent posts.

But green can parmesan does not work to make chips, too much cellulose. But you can put either the good stuff or the cheap stuff on popcorn. So that’s a good idea.