Who is tallying up all these giraffe deaths?
Meanwhile, many millions of years ago:
Nature is truly amazing
Human living outdoors on a field 24/7 would also be much more likely to get hit by a lightning.
So if you know at least 30 people and none of them have ever been struck by lightning, that means you’re a giraffe.
The numbers don’t lie
They do, though. The probability of humans getting struck by lightning is 0.000083%, or 1 in 1.2 million . 30x that is 0.0025%, or 1 in 40,000.
Get outta here with your MATHS AND LOGIC! Take it to !theydidthemath@mander.xyz 😄
A good part of this may be due to the fact that people stay indoors during thunderstorms. Giraffes not so much.
I’ve never seen a giraffe indoors
I’ve never seen a giraffe during a thunderstorm either
🎶 Where do they come from?
🎶 Where do they go?
🎶 Where are the 'raffes?
🎶 We might never know…Long-necked Joe.
I have, zoos usually have shelter for the animals to go in at night or as they please
It’s no accident that lightning rods are tall
Did scientists learn that by watching giraffes?
Yes. That’s called bionics.
It’s probably because they don’t wait after eating before they go in the pool.
Oh, your not meant to go in the pool. Go to the bathroom before swimming.
Do giraffes prefer to shit in the water? I feel like they could walk out and tail whip it for a all natural bidet
No, that’s hippos.
Probably because they spend so much time playing golf
30x as much golf even.
Sounds like a problem for evolution.
BBQ for lions.
This is a special kind of fact. It’s pretty obvious, but most of us have never considered it before.
it’s because they’re 30 times as tall
TIL that I am 6 inches tall.
i’m sorry you had to find out this way
This makes me happy
Wow, what do you have against giraffes?
Stupid longneck horses
green alligators and long neck horses
Now I want to see a charred giraffe
Fuck off with this post.
Please elaborate.
