OpenChaos.dev is an experiment where the most upvoted pull request gets merged every day. Today’s winning PR added a 1.337% chance of serving a blank page. And Vercel, doing exactly what it’s supposed to do, cached it. So a probabilistic failure became a permanent outage.


Someone should vibe code something for that project…
By which I mean add buttplug.io support.
dickbutt is merged last week. Isn’t enough? https://github.com/skridlevsky/openchaos/pull/14