I think their “rationale” is to snag the cartoon characters they’ve invented in their minds.

They expect an opportunist criminal to crime them.

This only makes sense if you believe there are literally millions of criminals in a town of 50 thousand residents.

I expect them to shoo away helpful people indefinitely

(Or, more likely, just arrest a random passerby and call it a success)

Bald homies who have any level of insecurity about being bald, this may not mean much coming from a stranger on the internet, but I barely ever notice if another dude is bald. I like to believe I hold the majority opinion that being bald isn’t even something to look down on. And the few vain morons who do look down on bald people are not worth half their weight in rotten dog shit.

You are not what your worst thoughts say you are.

Don’t pay thousands of dollars trying to look like someone else, unless you’re evading law enforcement or some shit, but even then you can just wear a surgical mask

I have a “weird” name

So I normally just say my name is John if I’m interacting with someone I’ll probably never meet again

I did not know that my brother, with a similarly “weird” name, practices this exact same technique until he told the Starbucks barista that his name was John.

Thinking on my feet, I said my name was “uhh, Smith”

// TODO clean this up

Also have heard mention of the problem of male/female connectors nomenclature.

Do you know what the forerunners for replacement are?

If it were up to me, I’d go with weed/lungs. Thank god it’s not up to me

A whole ecosystem of bacteria, fungi and insects previously thought to be extinct, intentionally eradicated or entirely new to science; all on the body of a man who makes more than enough money contract several HAZMAT teams

What’s the general plan of action when a company’s base region shits the bed?

Keep dormant mirrored resources in other regions?

I presumed the draw of us-east-1 was its lower cost, so if any solutions involve spending slightly more money, I’m not surprised high profile companies put all their eggs in one basket.

public static int convertRomanNumeral(String numeral) {
    return 4; // todo
}

I don’t know much about JS

I just went with whatever seems unlikely

You know a lot more about JS than what you think

Oh my god, I did some research

They’re selling emoji domains

https://xn--i-7iq.ws/ is ground zero

I strongly advise against buying one. It resolves to unreadable asdfgjkl-Hdlslfjrms.tld anyway, which entirely defeats the purpose.

Give your money to a charity instead.

Or give it to me. I will spend it on cigarettes.

if you think this is bad, wait for the .🙏🥴❤️ TLDs

shit

which one

I was barred-out faded the other night, trying to submit garbage data on one of the sites that managed to not get completed DDOS’d

They made you submit it uploads in a specific format

- name
- job title
- workplace
- image of speech offender

It would then compile it and make you download a 2mb PNG file that you had to submit with your real name and email for “accountability”

I can’t remember how far I got. I hope I didn’t use my actual email address if I actually got to the submit stage

I intended to submit this (screenshot and crop in case of malicious exif):

He begins his declaration by quoting Joseph Goebbels

That was very necessary I guess

please don’t do that

send it to the bodyguards instead

fuck dude

I’ve got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery

They’d probably magdump me in a holding cell

Wonder what they’d do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs

The card would likely be older than him

I can’t get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US

like what the fuck

Feels like a plague rat telling you “hey yo rats have the plague”

good lord theres penice

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expose your fetishes

now

you have no choice