

The card would likely be older than him
I can’t get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US
like what the fuck
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
The card would likely be older than him
I can’t get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US
like what the fuck
Feels like a plague rat telling you “hey yo rats have the plague”
good lord theres penice
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expose your fetishes
now
you have no choice
oh
lol
didn’t cross my mind that someone would make a CLI program in js
I mean, I’ve done it, but I am a registered dunce cap owner.
Very cool
My friend from university sends me his Rust code snippets sometimes. Ngl it looks like a pretty cool language.
There was also that tldr reimplemention in Rust that is a gatrillion times faster than the original.
I really want to give it a try but I have executive dysfunction and don’t have any ideas of what I could use it for.
Where is Gotham and Springfield
auditors gonna make absolute bank from bribes
Won’t those medications reach the baby if the labour takes too long?
Zuck gave me CPR after I busted a nut so hard I passed out
saved my life that day
USA: We are a proud Christian nation 🥰✝️
But jesus didn’t die so you can slack around. Back to work 😤😡
muy molesto
I could run this post through a translator but it probably won’t be as interesting as what I inferred
Might be a federation glitch
Seen it happen before where someone replies the same comment to a bunch of seemingly unrelated parent comments
Or man is tweaking, who knows
Adding additional financial hurdles on people with disabilities is, in the least aggressive phrasing, “not a vibe”.
I’d like to preface this by saying that my prefrontal cortex is mostly lard and anxiety medication, so sorry if I sound stupid here.
Why bother with BlueSky over Mastodon?
Bluesky is a “public benefit corporation”, whereas Mastodon is proper open source if I understood correctly.
To me “public benefit corporation”, just sounds shady. Why should BlueSky be trustworthy? Because of Jack Dorsey?
I know musk turned Twitter into a bizarre fever dream hellscape, but I don’t recall it being sunshine and roses under Dorsey’s leadership either. The platform would pester me for my phone number to “prevent spam” (they really said that shit with a straight face). White supremacists openly just said awful shit. The video player was ass.
But, I’ll be optimistic. Hopefully this won’t be Twitter 2: Judgement Day. I hope it will be a good tool for whistleblowers and breaking news. Ideally, it will have a symbiotic relationship with other federated networks instead of a hostile pain in the ass.
I was ready to get extremely angry.
I still got angry, but not at OP for being a part of big light-mode
not sure but I admire the enthusiasm
hope they accomplish whatever they’re trying
fuck dude
I’ve got roughly about a dozen of those JD Vance memes scattered across my gallery
They’d probably magdump me in a holding cell
Wonder what they’d do to people who have literal hundreds of those jpegs