auditors gonna make absolute bank from bribes

Won’t those medications reach the baby if the labour takes too long?

Zuck gave me CPR after I busted a nut so hard I passed out

saved my life that day

USA: We are a proud Christian nation 🥰✝️

But jesus didn’t die so you can slack around. Back to work 😤😡

muy molesto

I could run this post through a translator but it probably won’t be as interesting as what I inferred

Might be a federation glitch

Seen it happen before where someone replies the same comment to a bunch of seemingly unrelated parent comments

Or man is tweaking, who knows

Adding additional financial hurdles on people with disabilities is, in the least aggressive phrasing, “not a vibe”.

I’d like to preface this by saying that my prefrontal cortex is mostly lard and anxiety medication, so sorry if I sound stupid here.

Why bother with BlueSky over Mastodon?

Bluesky is a “public benefit corporation”, whereas Mastodon is proper open source if I understood correctly.

To me “public benefit corporation”, just sounds shady. Why should BlueSky be trustworthy? Because of Jack Dorsey?

I know musk turned Twitter into a bizarre fever dream hellscape, but I don’t recall it being sunshine and roses under Dorsey’s leadership either. The platform would pester me for my phone number to “prevent spam” (they really said that shit with a straight face). White supremacists openly just said awful shit. The video player was ass.

But, I’ll be optimistic. Hopefully this won’t be Twitter 2: Judgement Day. I hope it will be a good tool for whistleblowers and breaking news. Ideally, it will have a symbiotic relationship with other federated networks instead of a hostile pain in the ass.

I was ready to get extremely angry.

I still got angry, but not at OP for being a part of big light-mode

not sure but I admire the enthusiasm

hope they accomplish whatever they’re trying

I’m out of the loop

Last thing I vaguely remember about a defederation incident was honeybear or something like that upsetting everyone

taking the name quite literally

im here for it

fed cumpots

freespeechextremist
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freecumextremist

got me

This is the first NSFW post I’ve seen in weeks (outside of asklemmy)