Oh ya. ‘Good’ is easy with eggs. I put fried or scrambled eggs in all kinds of stuff (mix 3-6 scrambled eggs in a batch of Hamburger Helper. Amazing.), but I feel like I’m missing something obvious. Omelette? Casserole? Does it need mushrooms or peppers for texture? Add an extra stringy cheese to help it hold together, or let the notes play separately? Spicy? THIS IS MY EL DORADO, AND THY CHEESE IS THY GOLD!

I’ve always felt that there’s got to be a way to involve macaroni and cheese with eggs, but I’ve yet to crack the code in a satisfying way.

He’s mostly in to Victorian era, forbidden love fiction. I hear he has an original manuscript of his own, but he’s too nervous that it’s not good enough to ever let anybody read it.

No. This is a common misconception. Vests actually evolved separately from shirts in an example of convergent evolution. Their nearest common ancestor was the jumpsuit, which also spawned the lineage of what are now pants. Interesting, a subgroup of proto-vests became isolated in the southern region, and eventually evolved into chaps.

Does anyone else have the superpower to know for a fact that this will 100% miss the point and suck, or is it just me? Ama.

Tim is his own cell number apparently. Actually, I wonder how many seven or ten letter names could be their own phone number?

Can someone explain the Pale Horse reference?

You don’t traditionally wear pants while doing BDSM.

Username checks out.

Best I can do is half Federation… 2/3 if you pay in cash.

It means they put a new sticker over the old one, and they don’t rattle when you shake them.

I don’t think so Tim! Just stick it all in one repo/compose file and smash the ‘go’ button. Are you paying by the directory or something?

Now now… Oftentimes it’s Ronald Reagan as well…

This is the most unhelpful, unnecessary thing I have heard anybody say all day, and my mother is still visiting…