Rawe Ceek!

Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!

Korben Dallas - the man just wants to romantically live out the rest of his life with the ultimate weapon, without people sticking guns and microphones in his face. I can relate.

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Jokes on them, I grew up playing “Frontier: Elite II” on an stock Amiga 500. My reactions peak at 0.6FPS! 🎖️

A genuinely interesting read, and well written

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

Seaman 2, please, Seaman 2 🙏

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀

“And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn’t have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

I thought that was a CVS receipt

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The ancient texts of wisdom 🙏

This is the ouroboros, the snake that eats itself, except the snake is a turd

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