Is it a cool letter opener that looks like a miniature sword?

When I used to work at a food place, they used to let us take food home at the end of the day.

If you’re in a healthcare-adjacent company, can’t you simply take some extra health home from work every week, thus increasing your lifespan drastically?

(P.s. seriously though, congratulations on the job)

…and phasers and torpedos

I’m getting a “community doesn’t exist” on this one.

If I’m reading you correctly, you’re meaning “non-reconstructive” and “non-gender-affirming”, i.e. you’re only pointing at “Mar-a-lago-face” and similar.

I think everyone’s read you as though you were pointing at gender-affirming, though that seemingly wasn’t your intention.

Well, how would Rimworld solve this?

1. Buy SSDs
2. Buy basic medical equipment
3. Be in debt
4. When debt collectors arrive, incapacitate them, then sell their organs to a passing spaceship
5. Use free organ-money to pay off debt
6. Use SSD space to install more Rimworld mods
7. If SSD is full, repeat from #1

I’m not sure how well this would work in real life. It’s probably considered impolite, immoral or illegal or something.

All.

You should install another 1,000 Cities Skylines mods, to make sure you’re getting your money’s worth out of your RAM.

*Whoosh*
*Magical Sounds*

You now have syphilis.

If you’ve ever used a video editor before, it’s very intuitive and easy to use, and perfectly capable of professional results in most cases.

Save often, though :)

I liked the first album, but after signing for that major label, the sound was just too mainstream.

That’s some damn fine maths, thank you :)

They’ll get round to it. They’re doing the graphics first. They’re currently making individual 3D models of “all the stars”.

“Wow, how kinky must these guys be to put wearing sexy lingerie in a dull guys’ community”

Aha, suspenders is American for braces!

So “suspenders and pants” is “braces and trousers”.

Suspenders and pants in British:

iPops are still new young people things.

For retro gaming on a portable music player, you need to play “If you hold down play and fast-forward it makes your music go squeaky” on a cassette Walkman.

The front cover of the book “Learning to put things up your bum: Amateur to Professional”

Yeah, I was being silly :)

Jeffrey Combs the actor.

Jandles are a cross between jeans and candles - essentially they’re candles with blue denim wax, with gold stitching and little pockets down the side.

I’m sure someone will come along and post a photograph sooner or later.