Ah, looks like the old “eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again” trick.

You can only use Apple Branded iSocks™.

If you want to use normal socks you need an adapter.

You say “best”, “highest performing” etc, but we asked a panel of immorally wealthy, elderly white male sex offenders who their ideal upper management employee was - and they unanimously suggested other immorally wealthy, elderly white male sex offenders, and suggested that employing anyone else is a DEI hire.

I’m impressed with your bravery.

I always give it an extra 30 (there’s a +30 seconds button), and stop on 30, because I’m a beep-coward.

…and that you’d have to live in Portsmouth :)

Wait… dbzer0 is “divide by zero”?

I’ve been reading it as “dibzer nought”

That’s probably correct. Still a bit weird, but not quite as weird.

Looks like it says:
“If I’ve made a bubble in your bath, I’d lick your bum and make you laugh”

Whatever that stuff is made of it will have a soundproofing effect (perhaps that’s its purpose?).

Also, in the UK that’s actually pretty cheap for a 3 bedroom terraced house these days.

Furniture polish.

The Abbot of Wallingford’s flock,
Built a Mechanical Clock,
His ultimate goal,
Was the “winding up” hole,
Which he operated using his small key

There once was an Abbot called Rick,
Who had a mechanical trick,
A timekeeping gear,
Was affixed to his rear,
And the chimes were attached to his nose

Hmm, unless anyone can think of anything that rhymes with “clock” or “Rick”, I can’t really think of a way to make these sound rude.

Hahahaha. That’s brilliant :)

TIL that browsers show a number in the “:D box” if you don’t have enough tabs open.

About 20 years ago, there was an art/tech project for distributing Linux Source code by radio. Probably not very practical in reality, but a lovely concept.

Hahahaha, he’s very high on the list :)

Obviously it depends who you’re talking to, or what about, but yeah. Constantly in some cases.

P.S. In case you weren’t aware, it means “a lady’s front bottom” in British English, rather than the arse, as it means in American English.

It’s hard to put them into a 1st, 2nd, 3rd position.

What about Bum Farto?

Dick Trickle?

Or even Fanny Chmelar?

This is really interesting, thank you :)

Also available on Kobo (Canadian Company) as an e-book. It does contain Adobe DRM though, so you would need to remove that with Calibre if you want to keep it on other devices.

It’s still in use in Yorkshire too, though pretty rare.