…or inflate it further. Double it.

I don’t even think there’d be that much disagreement.

“Oh, do you hate ‘libs’ and love Putin too?”

Or “Minors always granted access”

Photograph it fully first etc, but a clean arm lets them draw another one next weekend.

It’s a long time ago now, but I believe I wrote the word “knobhead” and affixed it to the back of the collar of my friend/housemate’s coat.

If I didn’t do that first, I did it second.

Collective Shite

Like my knees :(

Don’t be silly. Hah! A decade ago! Community didn’t exist as a TV programme in the 1990s!

This is correct, as the world is neither flat nor spherical, but a cylinder.

In any foodstuff which says “average contents”, followed by a number, you will always get fewer than average.

For example, your packet of chicken nuggets says “average contents : 24 nuggets”. You are the person who receives 23 nuggets.

Good work, thank you :)

Before games had full epic soundtracks, you still got quality “intro tracks”, occasionally with a few other songs for whilst you’re playing.

Speedball 2: Brutal Deluxe intro music (youtube link)

From the same Atari ST/Amiga era: Chaos Engine, Frontier Elite 2, Xenon 2 Megablast, Syndicate Wars

For newer stuff with “full soundtracks”, you can’t beat Stellaris OST (youtube link)

I was confused about it being called a “Stowaway” in the UK, as they were always called “Walkman” as far as I was aware - though apparently it was indeed called the “Stowaway” from mid-1979 for at least a few months, possibly even a year or two. It was called the “Walkman” from “the early 1980s”.

…and if you make a new post about the same issue, they say “this has been asked before. Search the forum. Locking this thread” :D

Ah, looks like the old “eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again” trick.

You can only use Apple Branded iSocks™.

If you want to use normal socks you need an adapter.

You say “best”, “highest performing” etc, but we asked a panel of immorally wealthy, elderly white male sex offenders who their ideal upper management employee was - and they unanimously suggested other immorally wealthy, elderly white male sex offenders, and suggested that employing anyone else is a DEI hire.

I’m impressed with your bravery.

I always give it an extra 30 (there’s a +30 seconds button), and stop on 30, because I’m a beep-coward.

…and that you’d have to live in Portsmouth :)

Wait… dbzer0 is “divide by zero”?

I’ve been reading it as “dibzer nought”