Unironically one of the funniest “not the onion” headlines I’ve ever read. Usually they’re depressing.

Humans: We WILL defeat that wall of ice, even if it takes thousands of years!

Understanding the usefulness of shirt pockets is part of growing up.

100,000 years later - “Yeah, this was a mistake. Return to Zog.”

Bullying of weird young men in high school is about to double.

The only thing I can appreciate Elon Musk and Peter Thiel for is their tireless work proving that being too rich causes mental illness.

The only thing that will signal (to me) that this is a movement with any oomph will be if they start endorsing primarying sitting senators and members of congress.

Cinematic Universes are the future of cinema! By which I mean it’s all they’re going to make so you better learn to like them.

Eh, you’re gonna need a doc, Doc.

They can reclassify all they like, people still know when they see someone wearing one of those symbols, they’re looking at a POS.

Just not the prayers for HL3.

When they’re AI generated, they’re not bitches, they’re waifus.

Their number one cause of death is lightly bumping other steel wool sheep and getting tangled.

I buy games on GOG when they’re available, but it seems like their market share is getting smaller as time goes on.

That said, the barrier to entry for a Steam competitor is non-existent, so they may never really be able to have a true monopoly. They can still have problematic levels of influence, though. I’m sincerely worried about what direction Valve will take after Gaben retires or dies.

Wow, that bat was a dick.

Wtf I love AI now

I need to start a betting pool on how long it takes them to put up a huge temporary enclosure so people can’t see and take pictures of the demolition anymore.

It’s just words, guys. But if you mock Charlie Kirk, then get deported, lib.

Thinking you’re above the law, acting like you’re above the law, and then dealing with the consequences of finding out you’re not is just something I can’t muster up a single ounce of empathy for.

Didn’t they kill off his character off-screen for Ocean’s 8? Maybe they’re just gonna pretend Ocean’s 8 never happened, like most people.