The states that are red aren’t surprising. What’s surprising is some of the states that aren’t red. Particularly Kansas, Nebraska, and South Carolina.

It’s times like these I sympathize with people who want to believe hell exists.

One big step closer to the “Bottle Only” speed run

The edgy atheist in me wants to say “so add it to the Bible.”

It’s also been in your lips and anus.

Gay.

We must undo this travesty of justice, where the law was once applied to a powerful white man.

Well, almost applied. They let him off the hook in exchange for resigning. But still! Any consequences at all cannot be allowed to stand!

I’m not sure how to feel about someone thinking I coined that term…

Oh yeah? But is their customer service also an essential blend of AI and dog shit?

Checkmate, europoors.

Similarly, there’s been reporting that AI giants are buying up cards and storing them in warehouses because there’s no data center with capacity. Ed Zitron is giving interviews saying he suspects that Nvidia is telling them that if the companies in question don’t buy up stock now, Nvidia will refuse to sell to them in the future.

Maybe ask for the big anesthesia first?

Are you sure OP isn’t a lion?

Most people who are aware of the issue and also care about it would probably rather figure out setting up a pihole than replacing an otherwise okay TV. Like me.

It’s not really about “what should be year 0,” it’s that the gospels can’t both be right. The date ranges they give do not even come close to overlapping. Either one of them is wrong, or both of them are.

It’s one of the black-and-white irreconcilable contradictions in the Bible. The gospel traditionally attributed to Matthew puts Jesus birth during the reign of Herod the Great, who died in 4 BCE. The gospel traditionally attributed to Luke puts Jesus birth during the census of Quirinius. Quirinius wasn’t Herod’s successor, he was Herod’s successor’s successor, and his reign didn’t begin until around 6 CE. The other canonical gospels don’t have nativity accounts.

They could 100x this and it would still be chump change to Boeing

Good. Fuck the oligopolies.

Yes shit, actually. It’s good to go.

It will have to be worked out in the courts.

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a crow

What about side by side with a comrade?

I hear flock cameras are tearing themselves down all over the country. Must be a design defect. They should recall all of them, to be safe.