https://youtu.be/QXouoMDOnos

My immune system pisses me off constantly.

It let COVID through three times despite me rigorously keeping up to date with the vaccines as much as possible, and at the same time it has destroyed my thyroid gland and it has declared cherries and peaches as terrorist infiltrators.

I feel like if my immune system is so bored it needs to attack harmless things, I should never have to deal with any actually harmful thing.

It’s like a cop that beats up an unarmed teenager, but hides when someone is shooting up a school.

Yeah, the immune system can be moronic. Intelligent design my ass.

However, there’s something extra special about getting poked in one eye and having your own immune system decide that an eye for an eye means your good eye has to die.

Absolutely unfun semi-related fact:

Sometimes when one eye is injured, the injured eye has to be removed or your body will decide the uninjured eye is bad and your immune system will destroy it.

Sympathetic Ophthalmia

If the injured eye has no chance of recovery, they scoop it out.

Right in choice of target, perhaps?

That’s what I assumed they meant, but I’m not sure.

You could ask them.

How did they say he did?

According to this article,

The return of screwworm comes after the Musk-led Department of Government Efficiency, launched by the Trump administration, last year cut funding for a project dedicated to monitoring and containing New World screwworm in Central America.

The funding was axed days before the U.S. ended a temporary suspension of cattle imports from Mexico, meaning livestock was allowed to cross the border without any of the monitoring previously funded by the U.S. Agency of International Development (USAID).

Had?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The only job that I am 100% certain could be successfully offloaded onto an AI is CEO.

Worse. He thinks he’s the equivalent to Samuel L. Jackson!

The best Steven Seagal movie I’ve ever seen, really the only good one, was Executive Decision.

Like other Steven Seagal movies, you see he’s in it, and you groan and think, “this is going to suck.” Then 20 minutes into the movie he’s killed off, and you can relax and enjoy the rest.

It makes it easier for them to identify future candidates for public office.

My wife is 5’1". So, mission accomplished.

Yep. Don’t see the middle shelves, can’t reach the bottom shelves.

It only works for out-of-shape people.

GE PACS RA1000 client uninstall.

You could select it in the control panel and choose “uninstall”, and it would uninstall…but then it would immediately reinstall itself.

I eventually figured out which prompt it was that you had to cancel to prevent it from reinstalling.

“Make the following changes after installing the application.”

I just ran your installer with administrator privileges. Why the hell is there anything for me to do after that?

“After uninstalling, do the following to remove all traces of the application.”

Seriously, again with this?

It’s a hell hole.

They’ve never cared about the victims. I can’t imagine why that would change with President Pedophile at the helm.

You understand that the detainees they’d be housing there would be forced to live in those tents, right?