

Because that’s not how language naturally velcroes new vocabulary into the dumpster of lexicon. I have neither Band-Aids for boo boos or Kleenex for tears. If your ass is chapped by my language may I recommend chapstick, be sure to use a q-tip to apply it to your popsicle hole.
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Oh heavens no, the cursed devils pollen. /S