The hose clamp is for fixing your undergarments.
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A geologist and archaeologist by training, a nerd by inclination - books, films, fossils, comics, rocks, games, folklore, and, generally, the rum and uncanny… Let’s have it!
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- Yrtree.me - it’s still early days for me in the Fediverse, so bear with me
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•How to balls-up a floor plan
5·1 year agoIt’s a dovecote and outbuilding behind a large mansion house.
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•How to balls-up a floor plan
5·1 year agoI ran through a few permutations but “cock-up” and “low-ball” just didn’t work.
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•How to balls-up a floor plan
7·1 year agoI have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•How to balls-up a floor plan
10·1 year agoIf I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident
🤔 Seen this?
Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•How to balls-up a floor plan
17·1 year agoHope this helps:
spoiler

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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•Cloudy with a chance of fire
3·1 year agoApparently, this was a social media trend a while back and people who have tried to clean those kind of ceilings have found them infested with all sorts of insects.
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•Cloudy with a chance of fire
4·1 year agoI worry what those black cloths are hiding below it.
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•Cloudy with a chance of fire
5·1 year agoSound proofing foam if you are lucky, cotton wool, toy stuffing, etc if you aren’t.
Edit: and £110k?!
Welcome to the North.
Photos 16-19.
in what I sickeningly term a “man cave”
Would you prefer “mannex”?
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
4·1 year ago@Cris_Color@lemmy.world being nice helps establish the “tone”, but I’m not sure that wouldn’t change with another “API event” on Reddit that results in another, larger mass migration.
The way I see it - the early adopters set the tone of a place and new arrivals are more likely to adopt that approach. So it is important to be kind now, so people will be kind later.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
3·1 year agoGroup hug!
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
4·1 year agoI’m a member of the Church of Bill & Ted.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
101·1 year agoReport it - people jumping straight to insults are trying to shut discussion down which really isn’t acceptable.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
9·1 year agoYeah, let’s show them! … how to be decent human beings by example.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Did you know? Lemmy instances with *key instances!English
2·1 year agoHere is a discussion on Tumblr equivalents.
Sorry, English is not my first language, bit I thought the post is somewhat clear?
English is my first language and it was clear to me.






















Poop and shower? Waffle stomp?