The hose clamp is for fixing your undergarments.
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It’s a dovecote and outbuilding behind a large mansion house.
I ran through a few permutations but “cock-up” and “low-ball” just didn’t work.
I have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!
If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident
🤔 Seen this?
Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
Hope this helps:
spoiler

Apparently, this was a social media trend a while back and people who have tried to clean those kind of ceilings have found them infested with all sorts of insects.
I worry what those black cloths are hiding below it.
Sound proofing foam if you are lucky, cotton wool, toy stuffing, etc if you aren’t.
Edit: and £110k?!
Welcome to the North.
Photos 16-19.
in what I sickeningly term a “man cave”
Would you prefer “mannex”?
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
4·7 个月前@Cris_Color@lemmy.world being nice helps establish the “tone”, but I’m not sure that wouldn’t change with another “API event” on Reddit that results in another, larger mass migration.
The way I see it - the early adopters set the tone of a place and new arrivals are more likely to adopt that approach. So it is important to be kind now, so people will be kind later.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
3·7 个月前Group hug!
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
4·7 个月前I’m a member of the Church of Bill & Ted.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
101·7 个月前Report it - people jumping straight to insults are trying to shut discussion down which really isn’t acceptable.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish
9·7 个月前Yeah, let’s show them! … how to be decent human beings by example.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Did you know? Lemmy instances with *key instances!English
2·7 个月前Here is a discussion on Tumblr equivalents.
Sorry, English is not my first language, bit I thought the post is somewhat clear?
English is my first language and it was clear to me.























Poop and shower? Waffle stomp?