I’ve been saying for a while that they really ought to be called something other than Christians. Maybe “crooks” is a bit too much on the nose, but some new name is definitely required.

They can still do 28 centuries later, I suppose.

But what If they need it to buy something? Like a small country?

I’ll just check the logs then…

The logs:

Common misconception, they actually specialise in chradars.

SFX have gotten so good that you can barely hear the grunting.

That’s crazy talk!

I tried “dick” to “ass” and that fucking site was absolutely clueless. It’s really hard to believe we’re in the twenty first century.

I’m pretty sure that the original sold for something like 45 or 50 at the time.

The obvious thing would be to just drop Australia as a market. That way they can keep playing with wooden cubes, and maybe lego, as per their politician’s wishes.

Keep him out of Avignon though.

Soy

I was about to say she’s got way too many pixels.

Of course not. What a ridiculous idea.

Save the guinea worm!

Lunar Lander wasn’t good enough for you?

Don’t we have the Universe Simulator already?

So you’re saying that I missed something by seeing it on a ten inch tablet?

Wait, that was part 1, I didn’t see the second one.

It’s true that this probably requires more thorough testing.

In what region are those things made?