Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in…
They probably make these in bulk.
…I honestly don’t know if that’s better or worse.
Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says “I’m down for that, where’s your consent form?”.
Incredibly based world, if it were so easy
Sounds like bureaucracy that has gone a bit too far, lol
I bet the Vogons would like it though.
This reads like a EULA
More like a warning
The man has a type, and that type is either 17 or 6402373705728000 years old.
Wow, he could have really cut that down to just “Want Woman” written on a muscle bra in sharpie, like me. Could have saved a few bucks.
The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
the more [bizarrely] specific and funnier
Maybe that’s the joke? Are we all just not getting the humour? I watched The Office and kinda felt the same as I do now; maybe it’s more ‘cringe’ humour?
Someone needs to put this text into a Star Wars style opening crawl
never ask me for anything ever again
https://starwarsintrogenerator.com/scroller?u=ysq7d7kg
(for some reason the text takes a while to come up, but it does eventually)
Just realized you couldn’t copy/paste for the prompt and had to type that out…
i have taken psychic damage for each word i typed
