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Me more comfortable with chicken.
ARISE CHICKEN! CHICKEN ARISE!
There it is.
I have smooth brain, someone explain :(
Read this out loud:
eye
m
a
p
ness
I read them as “em” “ay” “pee” and not “mm” “ah” “pee” 🙈
Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:
spoiler

I don’t get it.
Edit: best I got is “I am a pi-ness”. I guess it works as a math joke?
Edit2: “I am happiness?”
I am a penis
Hi penis, I’m dad
nailed it
no way you got two with this
Hold your tongue with your fingers and say the word "trucker.’
That just sounds like trucker. I’m guessing it should be fucker.






