shnizmuffinA to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agoI made croutons for Thanksgivinglemmy.inbutts.lolimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up174arrow-down1imageI made croutons for Thanksgivinglemmy.inbutts.lolshnizmuffinA to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-214 hours agoYou make perfect croutons and aren’t terrified of mandolins? You sure you’re allowed in the *dull men’s club?
minus-squareshnizmuffinOPAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-214 hours agoI’m extremely afraid of mandolins, which is why I bought the brand specifically designed for arthritic geriatrics. I also have a big “oops boiling oil” scar, which chicks dig (I’m told). I’m allowed in the dull men’s club because I deep fried bread for three hours.
You make perfect croutons and aren’t terrified of mandolins? You sure you’re allowed in the *dull men’s club?
I’m extremely afraid of mandolins, which is why I bought the brand specifically designed for arthritic geriatrics.
I also have a big “oops boiling oil” scar, which chicks dig (I’m told).
I’m allowed in the dull men’s club because I deep fried bread for three hours.