“Our houses were more expensive because you see the interest was really high and-“

“We didn’t spend our money on things that didn’t exist yet and are now required to live! Don’t look at our wasteful lawns, large vehicles, or houses in the objectively worst kind of developments imaginable that we attach our entire self-worth to!”

“My parents had it hard when I was a kid and I’m far too out of touch to understand that you actually have very similar problems!”