1. I don’t know what the article says.

  2. Why? I am looking for a job and am broke. $4000??!

  3. Congratulations on your fake dog my dude. You’re The Man Now Dog!!

  4. I will stick to real/meat dogs.

      • Lenny@lemdro.idEnglish
        4·
        1 day ago

        From the book Accelerando

        Our narrative perspective, Aineko, is not a talking cat: it’s a vastly superintelligent AI, coolly calculating, that has worked out that human beings are more easily manipulated if they think they’re dealing with a furry toy. The cat body is a sock puppet wielded by an abusive monster.

        • supersquirrel@lemmy.caOPEnglish
          3·
          1 day ago

          Brilliant! You are very knowledgable about the sinister nature of cats! Come work for Big Red Dog we need more good people like you not brainwashed by Felies!!