David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st March 2026English
1·13 hours agoyeah Carvalho was up to his heck in the whole thing at the time
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st March 2026English
2·13 hours agoi’ve suffered Masnick’s writing since the early 2000s and he has never learnt to write any better
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 1st March 2026English
2·15 hours agoehh. i’m not inclined to hand it to marcus. i can’t think of an example of him saying something new and interesting.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Blue Owl won’t give your money back. This is fineEnglish
3·15 hours agothe AI bubble, the private credit bubble (this one), the Wall St Bitcoin thing, etc. are all about writing down a big number with a $ in front on thin justification, then borrowing against it
this runs into issues tomorrrow. but not today!
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 22nd February 2026English
1·8 days agoCS 2005 is absolutely worth it, it’s a version of Photoshop that does everything you actually need including CMYK with Pantone.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Bet against the bubble: Goldman Sachs’ non-AI stock indexEnglish
2·8 days agoI also didn’t say it’s a good hedge. It’ll stay uncorrelated right up to the moment you need it to, when it’ll crash in lockstep.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 15th February 2026English
3·15 days agoamazed he got through that without somehow blaming sneerclub
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 15th February 2026English
2·15 days ago“Dark Enlightenment” was invented for Nick Land for his essay of the same name.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th February 2026English
2·19 days agomore proximately, he also went to the Manifold Markets meetup for statistical predictors that just happened to include Jordan Lasker, which is why he keeps making these posts with curiously Lasker-adjacent talking points. It’s very disappointing.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The Anthropic test refusal string: kill a Claude session deadEnglish
3·20 days agoApparently it works in binary.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•SaaSpocalypse: investors overspend badly on software companies and blame AIEnglish
3·20 days agoThe Stoller piece is instructive - he’s wrong, but it’s a perfect example of the resentment and the reasons for the resentment.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Microsoft walks back AI in Windows 11! Yeah, rightEnglish
4·27 days agothe second, I think. I’m actually surprised we have no smoking guns on vibe coding in production at MS. Or even one guy saying “hell yeah we totally did.”
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The OpenAI and Nvidia $100b not-a-deal is offEnglish
8·27 days agoOn the other hand, Nvidia is doing some very questionable circular looking deals.
On the other other hand, Jensen knows precisely how to surf a bubble while it’s bubbling, he’s done it before. When you do stupid shit and the number goes up, shareholders don’t have a lot to get aggrieved about.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The long awaited Gerard/Zitron crossover: I'm on Better Offline saying the stuff I always say, about OpenClaw, Moltbook and the coming Great Depression 2English
5·27 days agoThe bit where OpenAi and Anthropic need actual real dollars to set on fire.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 8th February 2026English
15·27 days agoBut why are we talking about some AI agent platform in the Urbit newsletter? Naturally because we think, Urbit fixes this.
As a matter of fact, Tlon is already working on this with their Openclaw Plugin for Tlon Messenger. It is currently in an early adopter phase, but they expect to provide an instance of Openclaw with every ship that they host for their users.
but of course
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The long awaited Gerard/Zitron crossover: I'm on Better Offline saying the stuff I always say, about OpenClaw, Moltbook and the coming Great Depression 2English
3·27 days agoI get the worst bottom of the barrel AI ads on the YouTube. At least the viewers find them hilarious.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The long awaited Gerard/Zitron crossover: I'm on Better Offline saying the stuff I always say, about OpenClaw, Moltbook and the coming Great Depression 2English
4·28 days agoI used to be young and pretty, now I’m old and well preserved
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•The long awaited Gerard/Zitron crossover: I'm on Better Offline saying the stuff I always say, about OpenClaw, Moltbook and the coming Great Depression 2English
8·28 days agoI expect we could rant for hours without drawing breath











jesus fuck https://urbit.org/blog/olif-and-urbit-ids
with urbit, you can now sniff each other’s farts