You’ve seen it before but it’s always worth mentioning how cheap it is.
Foreshorting is lying to you. The sardine and jalapeno pizza are the same size.
Cost per person without toppings: $2.77 Toppings are cheap. Toppings can be scraps from other meals.
Got a pizza dough in the fridge ready for later today, once my home Internet is fixed. Slow cooking onions ATM (gonna caramelize those later, too).
Sweet