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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Ballmaxxing is "electrifying, addictive, euphoric and transcendental" according to those pursuing bigger balls

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Ballmaxxing is "electrifying, addictive, euphoric and transcendental" according to those pursuing bigger balls

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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Ballmaxxing is a bizarre new trend where men reportedly pursue bigger balls through injections, with a dedicated subreddit of more than 8,700 members.
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    We’re posting fox news links now?

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      I know it’s cheating. :(

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        Might as well just set up an rss feed lol

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        it’s assisting a bunch of assholes that are ruining the planet

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      When is faux news not appropriate for this sub?

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    Why would you want bigger balls? They’re already obnoxious enough at normal size.

    Terrible design. The most pain sensitive part of your body. In front. In a sack of skin. In a natural pinch-point…

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      If balls were in the back they’d be harder to guard, if they were less sensitive we’d care less about guarding them. Agree about making them bigger though.

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    Looksmaxxing: Experts warn of dangerous social media trend among young men

    Dr. Claire Wolinsky and Tom Kersting  discuss the ‘Looksmaxxing’ social media trend, where young men pursue extreme practices, including ‘bone smashing’ and cosmetic surgery, to alter their appearance

    Ballmaxxing

    Looksmaxxing

    Tokenmaxxing

    Ok - I’m getting off the ride now, I’m tired

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      all of these words are utterly ridiculous and those who use them should be treated accordingly

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      Next will be the backlash-- minimaxxing.

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      Maybe next they’ll start botoxing their scrotums. Then, necrosismaxxing!

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      I thought that was just Gattaca

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      They’re maxmaxxing hard…

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      Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.

      I’m maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.

      Maxmaxxing, I call it.

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    AC/DC - Big Balls (Official Audio)

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    just go volunteer to fight in Ukraine against the Russians… Takes big balls

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    There is a British comic strip called Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles. It is an absurd, immature joke about a man with ridiculously enormous spasmojesticles whose titanic sperm factories keep causing him trouble. It’s fun when Star Trek predicts the future; when Viz does so, it makes me want to start liking alcohol.

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      like Bowie, I too am a Viz fan :),

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    But who’s got the biggest, balls of them all?

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    Warning: insecurity detected

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    I guess injecting saline into yourself could be safer than breaking the bones in your face.

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    If you’re even thinking of looking at the subreddit, don’t. It’s worse than you think it is.

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    Ew. Why?

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      For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

      John Wayne in a wide-stanced pose, dressed as a cowboy

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    https://www.cnn.com/2013/08/19/health/tlc-man-132-pound-scrotum

    I got big balls and I cannot lie All y’all others can’t deny When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist And there’s a big round thing in their face They get Concerned

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    If these sketchy treatments are effective then they might sterilize themselves and solve two problems with one shot!

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    Wait til these people hear about mumps.

    Gonna have a whole new antivax demo

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    Some STIs would make one’s balls swollen. Maybe they can try that!

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      Elephantiasis.

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