Sure, ok, but more lethal to whom?

This must somehow be related to the VPN vendors, right? Or perhaps even remote desktops?

The Thing is a Christmas movie.

We are all living in Cthulhu’s world now.

Yeah, ducks can get ugly. Many are into duck whistles and tend to find some appeal in dynasties. Some will even say they want to drain the swamp, but I don’t really think they understand what that means.

Also the richest one is literally a Scrooge.

It’s all in the method. Some bots can fuck us. Other bots can go fuck themselves.

Oh bud, are you new here? Welcome. This particular corner bar of the Internet that you’ve stumbled into doesn’t take kindly to technology that severs the person from the job.

You know it’s because they ate it right? That’s the only possible reason.

Rigatoni? Huh, ours are usually in sales, or each others wives.

I don’t know how he did it. I’ve tried to grind up a little bit of airplane into my meals each day, but every time I even touch the fuel tank it gives me horrible, terrible gas.

Same thing with the windshield, just have never been too fond of seefood.

Coastal pedestrian unit

Duo, good. By experience, you really don’t want to be left with one.

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I bet it does.

For someone who thinks their time is valuable, you’re sure giving me lots of it.

Keep your low effort replies to yourself, please.

Ooh your one sentence retorts are so edgy. Who’s pretending to whom here?

Maybe people would have more meaningful conversation with you if you actually put in some effort.

My dude, I gave you the justification for the double entendre right there. It’s exactly how I would have interpreted it. Your low energy replies did not warrant more than a low energy retort.

My dude, I gave you the justification for the double entendre right there. It’s exactly how I would have interpreted it. Your low energy replies did not warrant more than a low energy retort.

Define slop

LMAITFY

Preference summary

“Mooner Sooner” works better than “Lunar Sooner” because it preserves the playful sound, cultural echo, and layered meanings of the original “Boomer Sooner” phrase while adding a cheeky, memorable double entendre.

Why the wording feels stronger

• Phonetic match to the original: “Mooner Sooner” mirrors the two-syllable trochaic rhythm of “Boomer Sooner,” making it punchy and instantly recognizable. • Colloquial tone: “Mooner” is informal and conversational the way “Boomer” is, so it carries the same folk-chant energy; “Lunar” sounds formal and bookish, which undercuts cheer-style slogans. • Spelling and visual echo: Replacing only the initial consonant keeps the visual pattern intact, helping people read and remember it as an intentional riff on the adage. • Humor and surprise: The casual word choice invites a smile; it signals tongue-in-cheek bravado rather than a literal technical claim.

The double entendre explained

• Primary literal sense: “Mooner Sooner” reads as a proclamation: those who go to the Moon (or start building there) will do it quickly — a homesteading/settler boast. • Secondary cheeky sense: “Mooner” can also mean someone who “moons” — exposes their butt as a prank. That meaning injects a mischievous, slightly risqué layer that makes the phrase more irreverent and memorable. • Combined effect: The literal and cheeky readings run in parallel: it’s both an ambitious frontier slogan and a wink, which makes it work well as a chant, meme, or slogan that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Cultural resonance and branding value

• Fits rallying-cry style: Like “Boomer Sooner,” it’s short, repeatable, and chantable — useful for slogans, social media, and merchandise. • Signals attitude: The playful risqué undertone suggests boldness and youthful irreverence, useful for grassroots or startup-style moon initiatives. • Easier to adapt: It lends itself to wordplay, logos, and riffs (visual moon imagery, cheeky mascots) in ways “Lunar Sooner” does not.

Quick usage notes

• Use “Mooner Sooner” for informal, humorous contexts, chants, and social media. • Use “Lunar Sooner” if you need a sober, formal label for technical documents or official communications.

Recommendation

If the goal is to evoke the homesteading spirit with a memorable, culturally resonant slogan that winks at the audience, choose “Mooner Sooner.” If the setting demands formality and precision, choose “Lunar Sooner.”