Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comexternal-linkmessage-square78linkfedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1287arrow-down1external-linkMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square78linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up130arrow-down2·2 months agoThis is a good time to remember: If it bites you and you die; venomous If you bite it and you die; poisonous
minus-squareacchariya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·2 months agoIf it bites you and you both die, rabies
minus-squareBillyClark@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoTo match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoWhat about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoAnd if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down3·2 months agoYeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoThat is identical to the 2nd case.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽♂️
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoSo the woman was poisonous, gottit
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWomen have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
minus-squarethemaninblack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoAlso, believe it or not, jail.
This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
What about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
That is identical to the 2nd case.
I’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽♂️
So the woman was poisonous, gottit
Women have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
Also, believe it or not, jail.