The old wive’s tale that a broom will stand on its own during the Spring Equinox proved true for me this AM. But will it also stand in August? I dont know because ive never tried.
Eggs too apparently.

Get out Columbus
I have that same broom, but it’s to unevenly worn to stand up.
Just like your mom.
Ba dum tssssss.
:sigh: (high five) ✋
I don’t mean to brag, but my broom is only a week old. Dusts off shoulder
A broom is not an appropriate tool for dusting your body.
If you will it, it is no dream, Dude.
Depends how dusty you are.
I also have that same broom, what a broom
I actually used to stand brooms up when I was a kid working at Hardee’s. I’d get like 3 or 4 of them standing and then this pothead Joe and I would try to land dishrags on the handle like we were throwing a disc golf putter or something. Manager was not impressed
What the witchery?!?


^ this guy brooms.
Holy shit it’s working
I didn’t think it would, my broom is slanted.
But it does stand

Look at you go! Go, man, go!
My time has come

What the

My broom is still encased in ice.






