I had one piece of steak, an aging bell pepper, aging mushrooms, half an onion, processed American cheese slices, flour, lard, salt and baking powder, two potatoes and some peanut oil.
The solution seemed clear. Offend my Pennsylvania wife with something that wasn’t a Philly Cheese Steak.
The steak was free.
Cost per person: $2.10.
If I had to pay for the steak it would be closer to $5.50


Fridge cleaning tacos are great. I just made tacos with leftover grilled chicken, what was left of a red onion, a jalapeño that was starting to wrinkle, and some jarred tikka masala sauce.
I have some commercial Italian seasoned chicken bits. I’ve got a stack of corn tortillas. I’m thinking of making some very unconventional chicken taquitos. Maybe a bruschetta to top it with.