Krudler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoI don't own a body weight scalelemmy.worldimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down19
arrow-up1137arrow-down1imageI don't own a body weight scalelemmy.worldKrudler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
minus-squareFUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·15 days agoYou could try using a kitchen scale, but just one limb at a time, and one ass cheek at a time
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10·15 days agoDewey in Malcolm in the Middle putting his head on the scale, lifting his head up to see the number, and saying “Zero!”
minus-squareKrudler@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·15 days agoFinally a reasonable solution!
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·15 days agoOr set up a seesaw and use the kitchen scale to weigh yourself in one go. With a bit of clever physics, you can prevent the scale from maxing out, and with a little bit of mathematics, you can convert the reading to your actual weight.
You could try using a kitchen scale, but just one limb at a time, and one ass cheek at a time
The Dahmer Method
Dewey in Malcolm in the Middle putting his head on the scale, lifting his head up to see the number, and saying “Zero!”
Finally a reasonable solution!
Or set up a seesaw and use the kitchen scale to weigh yourself in one go. With a bit of clever physics, you can prevent the scale from maxing out, and with a little bit of mathematics, you can convert the reading to your actual weight.