I wanted to be my departments manager, so I walked into my manager’s office with a full script in my head ready for a fight, we’ve butted heads a lot the last 8 months, like pretty much every day I’m in, so I figured he would be really resistant to me taking the rold, but, the complete opposite happened, he jumped up excited and told me I’ve made his day… Wtf! Now I have this fighting energy in me and I don’t know what to do, but now I’m the Produce department manager and I can finally start fixing all the shit that’s been bothering me.
Thank you for your time. I gotta go find someone to get into a disagreement with to get rid of this energy.
I’m not used to getting my way.
Huh, that’s twice today someone evil has said something nice to me! The first being the boss giving me the promotion.
Hmm, careful? Maybe he knows something you don’t. The promotion came with a pay increase, right?
He might think that, but this gives me the ear of his boss and I’m in a singing mood. He’s then most incompetent manager I’ve ever worked for and I’ve been working retail for 20 years and I’ve worked with some dumb motherfuckers.