Yeah, a vasectomy isn’t super dull, but surprisingly it is. It was so mundane for the doc and his assistant that it took under 15 minutes, we chatted about BS the whole time, and I was back in my truck to drive myself home 20 minutes after parking.

Picture is the strange sight greeting me when I came out… someone’s crutches failed in a dick’n’balls kinda way. What a coincidence.

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    Had a vasectomy over ten years ago, and it was so unspectacular that I had sex the same evening.

    It was slow and careful sex, and all people included in the act came to the satisfying conclusion that some band tapes on the balls don’t hinder careful action on the shaft.

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      I believe you. Not that I’ve been there, some skronking would be nice, but hey, I’m not expecting that to change.

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      It was pretty easy, they just asked me to pull my pants and shorts down, lay back and then doc and assistant did their job. They tied my wang back, I smelled burning at one point, and then it was done. Easy peasy, testes squeezy.

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      It is, my experience was about the same, minus the burning smell. The doctor played some songs by the Head Cat, which I’d never heard before, but I recognized Lemmy’s voice. So we chatted about that for a while, and that was about it.