Yeah, a vasectomy isn’t super dull, but surprisingly it is. It was so mundane for the doc and his assistant that it took under 15 minutes, we chatted about BS the whole time, and I was back in my truck to drive myself home 20 minutes after parking.

Picture is the strange sight greeting me when I came out… someone’s crutches failed in a dick’n’balls kinda way. What a coincidence.