Vice President JD Vance jokingly called for instituting a “narrow exception to the First Amendment” Tuesday to prohibit Americans from uttering the numbers “six” and “seven,” referencing the viral meme that has exploded in popularity among children and teens, including Vance’s own five-year-old chil...
You can tell he’s a bad dad because he didn’t just start doing the meme. There’s no faster way to kill it. Just start doing it when you drop them off at school. “Remember, dinner’s going to be late tonight! Around 6-7!”
Dead in an instant.
In addition to this I’m also deliberately fucking up the hand gesture: instead of using my two hands to weigh some invisible objects, I claw at the air like a cat. They lose their fucking minds.