I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer’s

There! Are! Four! Reps!

Pasting dildos on top of snails? Aye, a good round of fun, but rather cruel for the little critters

I’ve wiped one

Star Trek 17: The Search For More Money

Did the mammals get their hands on the white materia then?

Your brain is too busy worrying about the pain in your guts to worry about the pain in your back

BluRay was slightly better if I recall correctly. With the rise in higher definition televisions, people wanted to max out the quality possible, even if most people (still) can’t tell the difference

GRIFFFIIIITHHHHHHH

Man I don’t fully understand what’s going on but I’m loving the guilt chameleon spirit

It’s bi-readable

I’m definitely gonna try the iOS app out, I hope you find the droids you’re looking for

Man, I bet he regretted that

SR1 was nowhere near as bad as Tomb Raider. The combat was a bit boring and the puzzles were repetitive, but the platforming was significantly more viable than Tomb Raider.

I mean, I haven’t touched either game in over two decades, and I only briefly played Tomb Raider versus the hundreds of hours I spent in all the Legacy of Kain games, and I frequently watch cutscene “movies” of the LoK titles, but I’m sure that hasn’t created a bias in me whatsoever.

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

No, this is where we get the lesser-known “Bison Bob” - semi-famous from wild west stories such as “The Good, The Bad, and the Okay-looking,” and “Fistful of Sand Dollars”

Don’t mind me, I’m just commenting so I remember to listen later

You’ve never had a Betazoid dinner, I see

God I fucking wish