“Americans think 100 years is old. Europeans think 100 miles is far.”

Not bad, I like it.

Definitely.

In this case I had on the music video for the song “Transcendental Cha Cha Cha” which features several lyrics that mention the word “reality.” Probably my kid was just asking the literal meaning of the word but they got distracted before we could discuss it further.

This is my favorite answer so far.

Again, not a bad answer, but I think maybe a bit above a 5 year old.

As I typed this response, they suggested that Santa’s reindeer are able to fly due to magic poop.

That’s a pretty good answer, but I think it might be beyond their desire to process.

The impulse is understandable, but yeah. You’d think they’d learn.

Absolutely!

While I agree, we shouldn’t criticize people for learning and changing for the better.

Sounds about right to me.

As a pubescent teenager at the time, the main thing I remember is the pre-hot-coffee controversy.

That’s awesome, I love it.

I don’t know, they would love that joke.

I would be exhausted of it, but they would love it.

That’s depressing.

It looks like the player character is miming holding a shotgun.

Back when I was still on Reddit, I encountered a post saying that they are used in airplane maintenance. They might have specified that their experience was with the military or I might be misremembering that part.

I have no experience in this area and cannot vouch for the veracity of the claim, just wanted to let you know that I have seen something that supports your theory.

edit: Sentences make way more sense when you use the right word and not a completely incorrect one.

Back when I started Minecraft, the character was called Steve?, not just Steve.

You can’t trust Adams. They make up everything.

Hey, if it works for you.

Better than beef and cheese.