You seem like a fun guy. I bet your co-workers look forward to spending hours in your company every day.

Makes as much sense as fantasy football.

Yeah, speculative fiction causes people to speculate. That’s what it’s for.

Yum. Black olives for the win.

For catholic priests, maybe…

Listen, you can’t just call something a breakfast-whatever and convince us it’s a suitable first meal. I was prepared to let breakfast burritos slide, but this is a step too far.

Well, no. They say if the maggots are dead, the cheese isn’t safe to eat.

How many times has Andrew Tate been kicked in the head during his career? More than he can count to, I’m guessing.

You are weirdly committed to defending the the giant evil corporation.

It didn’t click for me, but I think it’s a good game regardless.

Is Gimbap the same as sushi, or are there regional differences?

Huh. Never seen one of those in the flesh. I guess they don’t travel outside the US much.

I’m aware of Sharknado, but I though it was original.

Well, Sea Dracula is pretty unique. Players settle conflicts by having a dance-off.

That banner is awfully wide. .______________.

How do you heat water for pasta? Do you just fill a saucepan and wait?

Most people never learn how to use the power setting to more evenly heat food when needed. Or to add some moisture to keep things from drying out.

Teach me? I need this skill.

That’s a lot of fibre. Someone’s going to be shitting like a boss tomorrow.

I like to think the statue was already there and they built the apartments around it.

My new goal is to kidnap you and force you to cook for me.

I stole that voice from Gilbert Gottfried.