For catholic priests, maybe…

Listen, you can’t just call something a breakfast-whatever and convince us it’s a suitable first meal. I was prepared to let breakfast burritos slide, but this is a step too far.

Well, no. They say if the maggots are dead, the cheese isn’t safe to eat.

How many times has Andrew Tate been kicked in the head during his career? More than he can count to, I’m guessing.

You are weirdly committed to defending the the giant evil corporation.

It didn’t click for me, but I think it’s a good game regardless.

Is Gimbap the same as sushi, or are there regional differences?

Huh. Never seen one of those in the flesh. I guess they don’t travel outside the US much.

I’m aware of Sharknado, but I though it was original.

Well, Sea Dracula is pretty unique. Players settle conflicts by having a dance-off.

That banner is awfully wide. .______________.

How do you heat water for pasta? Do you just fill a saucepan and wait?

Most people never learn how to use the power setting to more evenly heat food when needed. Or to add some moisture to keep things from drying out.

Teach me? I need this skill.

That’s a lot of fibre. Someone’s going to be shitting like a boss tomorrow.

I like to think the statue was already there and they built the apartments around it.

My new goal is to kidnap you and force you to cook for me.

I stole that voice from Gilbert Gottfried.

That font is appropriate to the setting, but kind of hard on the eyes.

Actually if combat are long enough that re-inforcement have the time to come you’re doing something wrong.

I thought then and I think now that a rule which can potentially increase the number of opponents every round shouldn’t apply in every combat. And that running a TTRPG as a solo wargame with (very!) occasional participation by other players is a bad way to have fun with your friends.

Good call. Makes sense in fantasy combat-context.

At the start of combat, roll a d4. In that many rounds, something (usually something bad) will happen.

I once had a GM whose house rules included every battle receiving enemy reinforcements each d4 rounds. One combat took three weeks to resolve. At the end there were four factions in the ruckus and it was taking about 60 minutes per round for him to run it. After the first evening we weren’t even trying to fight anyone, we were just withdrawing.

So a lot of these suggestions need “…but not to the point of bogging down the game” added.